#balancingpcint

Turns out they didn’t want anything to do with me. Decided to send me back down to this world of paradise instead.

“By ‘ massive bitch ‘, you mean fully aware of who I am, then you’d be correct! A pity that you’re still a useless nobody though–”

                    A noise of utter disgust is ripped from her throat as she tries to duck away from him. Wasting her breath on that sound, though, is a mistake; she’s forced to take a whiff of bandit pit and fight off a gag. Once she’s finally free of his stink, Gaige levels him with a glare. “Why are you always trying to make me puke? You would’ve had to deal with getting it out of your armpit hair!” A beat passes and she shakes her head. “Y’know what, on second thought, get back here and let me puke in your armpit. You deserve it.”

Uh huh. Okay. Talon missed you too. Just make sure your guys don’t try to shoot me again and I’ll be there before you know it.

Yeah, so long as they don’t sneak up on you and you can sort of figure out where they are, right? I bet my bird’s killed half as many people as you have, man. And so you don’t throw a fit, yeah.

how ya gonna get here

there’s already a wall that u can’t even get past

i mean...