So 2 years ago my oldest friend asked I make her a fruit tart for he birthday. This was after her birthday that year.
Last year I had just moved, and well 2020
So this year.. this year it happened
4 batches of creme pat/ Pastry creme (3 of them in the last 24hrs),
a whole bag of hand peeled mandarins,
Tart attempt #1
Pastry too thick (recipe was for 2x I made 1, I’m an idiot)
Filling- Mascarpone Whipped cream = would make a good topping but too light for filling
I can kinda make a pattern?
Tart Attempt #2
Shortcrust recipe #2 Needed more water to bind. This is where I remembered there's a difference between Shortcrust and Rough puff so by shortcrust measure not bad but could use improvement.
Creme Pat filling that actually went well on the first try! (It was a fluke oh lord the false security)
And look how pretty! Coworkers loved this one
This brings us to 0 hour the night morning before Birthday time
Get off work at 9pm relax a bit and start up on the final run at Midnight.
I pull the prepared but not fully done Tart crust from the freezer (I had made 2 batches of recipe #2) and added anywhere from 1/8-1/4 cup more butter in place of more water to bind
Result a flaker richer pastry baked and done!
Then came the creme pat.
GBBO did not lie Creme Pat is a BITCH
First I fucked up separating the eggs and thus ended up with 3 extra egg whites which got added to the 4 egg whites from Test Tart #2
Batch #1 - I freaking cooked the eggs. Fun fact I could SMELL the cooked eggs even if it didn’t look totally pucked, and when I dumped the fail I saw the cooked egg bits.
Batch #2- Took my time watched like a hawk did everything I could to NOT COOK THE EGG YOLKS
putting Batch #2 in the fridge to set I realized it was 4am and I hadn’t even had real dinner. Eat and fall into bed for some hours
Delivery time is 530 so at 2pm I get to the kitchen to start assembling...
Batch #2 is too loose and I have only half the cream I need for another batch
One trip to the store and 20min later
Batch #3 I am on this thing like a hawk I time everything, added a lil extra cornstarch just to be safe, it is babied and threatened and thrown in the fridge at 3pm with a goddamn prayer
Made a fast dinner while the filling set.
450pm I slice and prepare the fruit toppings.
Check Batch #3, It fucking worked!!
I throw everything together and glaze with an apricot preserve glaze