Jaskier and Geralt were turned back into children.
Surprising a lot of people, Geralt is the sweet, adorable child. Sure, he's shy, but he just wants to help everyone.
On the other hand, Jaskier is a menace.
(Also, bonus points if kidGeralt trails around kidJaskier like a lost puppy)
"I want one! I want one! I want one!" "Jaskier you can not have a sword!" "I'll cry! I'll cry SO loud!" "Jaskier, you don't have to-" Eskel pulls down on his face in stress as Jaskier inhales and then begins SCREAMING. Eskel had mistakenly offered to watch Jaskier after he and Geralt were turned into children by a spell. He thought it'd be easy. Jaskier was nice! Sweet! Singy! But apparently when he was younger, he was demanding, hyper, and screamy. Eskel is able to hold out until Jaskier tries to reach into a lit fire. Only then does Eskel realize he needs backup and scrambles to find Lambert. "Do you wanna skip kids for a bit?" "Are you kidding? All Geralt does is sit there and look like that." Lambert points to a small Witcher, with big pleading eyes, who looks like he's grieving. "But I need help with Jaskier." "How hard is it to keep a kid happy?" "He wanted to touch fire!" "And? It'd be a nice learning experience!" "You're fucked in the head." "Oh shit-" "What?" "..You made me lose him! GERAAALT! GERALT, WHERE ARE YOU!?" It took them hours of searching to find both children in an oft-forgotten storage room. Geralt was simply entranced by the bolder boy, and was now glued to his side. Jaskier seemed equally ecstatic for a friend. Jaskier was much calmer, always jabbering on to Geralt. Geralt seemed much happier, holding hands and hugging Jaskier. "Geralt said he wants a snack." "In just a minute, screechy. I gotta finish this first." Lambert says, glaring at a vial. "Geralt is hungry." "I know." "If you don't get him a snack, I'll scream." "Oh come the fuck on-" "SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
