#bakery chronicles

That time I was making Chipotle mayo and ended up dumping it all over the floor instead

That time I was trying to fill up a bottle of Dijon and somehow ended up flinging it all over both me and my sister

That time I opened a new five gallon bucket of pickles and them managed to step in it, making me have to throw all of it away

That time I accidently made the entire store smell so strongly of pepperocinis that everyone started crying/coughing (and I mean *everyone*)

That time I exploded a bag of frozen raspberries

That time (this morning) when I exploded a new jar of honey mustard

The absolutely ridiculous amount of bread I've managed to drop on the floor while working here

That time I was making sandwiches and I swear I had to remake like half of them. All day.

That time I was making coffee and accidently dumped it all over the floor (okay but like, who *hasn't* done that one at least once)

That time I made so many roast beef sandwiches incorrectly and ended up having to throw them away that my manager yelled at me to stop wasting our most expensive meat (it was actually really funny)

“Are those all single count muffins?” “Yeah” “...I’m so sorry”

“Sorry I dropped some raspberries!” “I mean, at least you said something”

*crying for 5 minutes because I did muffins for 7 hours*

“Hey, do you think you can open these chopsticks better than I can, because I suck at it” “idk, lets see” *snaps them open perfectly* “F U C K YOU”

*sitting down and eating pizza and cake*

“Look at what I got for my birthday!” “Yes queen, work it!”

“All of my sisters got their presents for the secret Santa, I got two pieces of paper.”

*crying because I saw a cute Zukka post*

*looks at schedule* “3 to 9:30, 3 to 9:30, 3 to 9:30, 11 to 7.....oh my god my foot is going to murder me”

*coughing loudly* “h e l p my body is trying to kill me”

“Dude, come get your girl!”

*designing a tattoo I want*