#baker!stone

Stone moisturizing readers hands because they're dry from working with clay so much

Baker!Stone would love his potter boyfriend! He'd totally help you with moisturizing your hands since they're so dry, loving kissing each of your fingertips afterwards. His hands are so gentle and calloused, but his brown eyes (which have never seen war) are so gentle. His voice so soft and full of warmth.

(Do I like to torture myself with thoughts of Baker!Stone being the only Stone variant healed from the trauma he got from his father despite most of them all have had therapy at one point? Yes.)

Canon!Stone would be extremely hurt, he trusted you. And you cheated on him. He'd break up with you and probably wouldn't date someone else for a long time. Same goes for Girl Dad!Stone.

Grim Reaper!Stone thinks it's the ultimate betrayal. You made him consider himself as an actual person and not the weapon he thought he was and then you went and cheated on him. How could he have meaning and value if you threw his love away like it was a toy? So he closes himself back up, because if all he was to you was a toy, then surely that's all he ever will be.

Criminal!Stone wouldn't know what to do. He's hurt, but you're his mafia boss, his self-proclaimed deity. He can't just abandon you. So he attempts to brush it off, your importance is bigger than his and thus you should be allowed to cheat and hurt him. He's so down bad for you that he'll excuse it all. As long as he has the privilege of being in your presence.

Baker!Stone is hurt and will lick his wounds for months later, but he will hold firm and cut you out of his life. You want to throw away your guys' relationship? Fine with him, he has had therapy and he knows a healthy relationship. And he strives for one, so if you can't give it to him, he'll move onto someone else.

Feral!Stone is absolutely enraged by this because he's an arrogant piece of shit. What do you mean you cheated on him? No, no, that won't do. He's biting you and he might just kill you.

Serial Killer!Stone just becomes cold with you. You better hope you never commit a crime he finds egregious, because his love for you is tainted and if you commit an egregious crime, he'll hunt you down even with all of your romantic history.

Experiment!Stone's reaction is a lot like Grim Reaper!Stone's, in that he just closes himself off again. He thought he wasn't a monster, you taught him that he wasn't a monster. But clearly he was if you felt the need to cheat on him.

Vampire!Stone just scoffs because he'll hopefully be alive for such a long time and time does eventually heal emotional wounds. He tells himself that one day, he won't even remember you, much less the pain you brought him. So it's best he starts thinking of you as his past now.

I was thinking about Stone and his variants and their responses to if you said you love him (along with my little comments). It's a little angsty for some of them and for Serial Killer!Stone you get a little more insight on why he thinks loving him always ends in tragedy.

Stone/Canon!Stone: "You do? ...No one has ever loved me before."

(Canon!Stone truly has no idea what to do with someone who loves him, huh?)

Girl Dad!Stone: "Ever since my early adult years, I thought only Saira would be the one to say those words to me. I love you too."

(There's enough room in his heart to love you and Saira.)

Grim Reaper!Stone: "You don't have to pretend to love me. I'm already your weapon to wield."

(Every time I think about him, it hurts. And here I thought Canon!Stone hurt me the most.)

Criminal!Stone: "I love you too. You're the air I breathe."

(Please stop him before he tells you about how you're his entire universe. We get it, you're obsessed with the mafia boss, Criminal!Stone.)

Baker!Stone: "You have no idea how much I love you too. I want to marry you. Please do me the honor of calling myself your husband?"

(Baker!Stone is so soft and sweet. He'll buy you the most expensive engagement and wedding ring he can afford.)

Feral!Stone: "As you should."

(I have no words for this response except for that it somehow fits Feral!Stone so much. Why does he think you should worship the very ground he walks on?? Where did this arrogance come from??)

Serial Killer!Stone: "The last man to love me died in a dirty alleyway with no one around to be with him in his last moments."

(Fun fact, Kali and Serial!Stone were dating and Kali was on his way to propose to Stone when he got mugged. Yes, Kali's death was the preverbal straw that broke the camel's back and got Stone into vigilantism.)

Experiment!Stone: "I didn't think anyone would love me after what the military did to me. But I feel so happy that you love me because I love you too."

(He thinks he's a monster due to the fact that he's half-tiger-half-man now. But you remind him that he still has his humanity.)

Vampire!Stone: "Know that I'd burn in the sun for you if it meant you were safe."

(It's an odd way to say he loves you too, but at least the intention is there.)

Werewolf!Stone: "I don't need a huge pack, I just need you."

Baker!Stone is living his best life, okay? He goes to family dinner on Sundays, has a cat that he loves, he has two half-sisters who are younger than him and adore him as much as he adores them, he had a step-father and half-brother who loved him when they were alive. His bakery is thriving and one of the best bakeries in town. He has a boyfriend who loves him dearly. Out of all the Stone variants, including Canon!Stone, he's doing very well.

Serial Killer!Stone kills those who have escaped justice and are a genuine threat to society. The police thinks he's a threat to society, but his time on the streets have taught him there are worst people out there than him. He not only kills people who get acquitted due to corruption and wonky morals, but he also kills robbers. Man has gotten to robberies and hostage situations before the police have and thus, the common people love him. No one knows who he is or what he does during his free time, but they know he's not exactly the threat the police and media think he is. As long as they're good people, he protects them.

you know im astronomically down bad for that man

Well there's obviously girl dad!Stone that we all know & love and is actually the closest to Canon!Stone (yes I'm naming regular Stone as Canon!Stone).

There's Grim Reaper!Stone who is just basically his father and not actually his own person.

There's Criminal!Stone who instead of going into the military, he stayed out on the streets and survived by endearing himself to a Mafia boss. He uses the training his father gave him to ascend very quickly to that Mafia boss's right hand. Still loves astrology and astronomy, he's just a criminal here and thus kills people. Very much still giving puppy vibes when he's with the Mafia boss (Stone's Daddy issues make him crave mafia boss's approval and praise).

Baker!Stone who actually manages to find his mother when he gets kicked out by his father and she accepts him in. He goes into therapy at a much younger age, gets actual love and affection, and has his three half-siblings who love him very much (RIP to Manish Joshi-Kaur who still dies in this AU). Oh, and when his step-father is still alive, he gets a father figure who actually loves & protects him. He finds his love of baking and his mother helps him open up his own bakery when he's in his twenties.

Now here's where it gets really wild & crazy.

There's Feral!Stone who also goes into the Marine Corps like Grim Reaper!Stone, but he becomes a human battering ram for the Corps and he eats mostly raw red meat and his teeth are sharp. Due to his feral nature, he gets dishonorably discharged for biting a superior officer and he actually becomes a serial killer who leaves his victims with chunks of skin taken out of them.

I know everyone's been asking me for a masterlist on the Stone variants, but unfortunately there is just way too much content to sift through (especially for Criminal!Stone, y'all love Criminal!Stone) and Tumblr search feature is just... it's not good, so this is not a masterlist.

However, this is a list of all of the Stone variants that I currently have. Because I myself need this list. And there's just so many of them and there'll probably be more of them.

(EDIT: I have decided that I will not only list them, but I will give some ((I say some because only some of them are giving me ideas)) of the Stone variants story posts of moments that I believe are important to their life/AUs. This is also for anyone who's new, so they know something important about the Stone variants.)

Stone variants:

Canon!Stone (technically not a Stone variant, but I do reference Stone as Canon!Stone to differentiate him from actual Stone variants. So, we're putting him on the list.)

Girl Dad!Stone

Grim Reaper!Stone

Criminal!Stone

Baker!Stone

Feral!Stone

Serial Killer!Stone

Experiment!Stone

Vampire!Stone

Werewolf!Stone

Actor!Stone

Ox Hybrid!Stone

Naga!Stone

Felon!Stone

Traumaless!Stone

Yonuthia!Stone

God!Stone

Knight!Stone

Devil!Stone

Boxer!Stone

King!Stone

Mafia Boss!Stone

i can see him doing the most to keep mafia boss's attention

If it comes down to it, Criminal!Stone would kill the other Stone variants just to keep the mafia boss to himself.

Good luck to him considering the only one who would go down without much of a fight is Baker!Stone (bet he'd regret being the only mentally stable Stone now, huh?). Grim Reaper!Stone, Feral!Stone, & Serial Killer!Stone all have no qualms killing others, just like Criminal!Stone.

Would kill for Reader: Feral!Stone, Serial Killer!Stone, Vampire!Stone

Would die for Reader: Girl Dad!Stone, Grim Reaper!Stone, Baker!Stone, Experiment!Stone, Werewolf!Stone