yknow, im thinking about this guy at a bakery close to me who is so simon riley coded.
he's a little older, big and buff, a little chubby too. tattoed up with his ears pierced, his hair getting gray and always looking so damn grumpy. you never see him in a good mood, not even a little smile or smirk, hes stoic with a deep and loud voice. i used to think he absolutely dislikes me for no reason, since i frequent the store its in i see him a lot. and with how he looks at me youd think he wants to kill me.
but you know what? hes actually the biggest sweetheart. hes got a goofy grin when chatting to his colleagues, even if he looks around to see if anyone saw. he lowers his voice when you flinch from his natural volume. he has the patience of an angel, glaring at costumers who huff at you for taking too long.
if that isnt simon riley coded idk what is
