#baileycantsleep

fandom(s): merlin and sherlock crossover

request by @baileycantsleep: a merlin and sherlock crossover where merlin is the 3rd Holmes brother

A/N: OMG THANK YOU SO MUCH THIS IS MY FIRST REQUEST EVER!!!! and i wasn't sure exactly how to do this considering sherlock is set in modern time and merlin in the past so sorry if it sucks. and this is set before Eurus shows up 

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sherlock’s p.o.v:

john and i were seeing a client, Dan? Dean? something like that i don't remember and frankly i don't care.

as he left Mycroft came in unannounced, again. 

“what do you want?” i asked him annoyed 

“i just came by to see my baby brother, is that a crime?” said Mycroft mockingly 

“no but its annoying and for the last time i’m not the baby” i replied.

“wait i thought you where the youngest” john said curiously

Mycroft looked at john and then to me and laughed “he thinks your the youngest? you never told him about merlin?”

“who is merlin?” asked john

“our younger brother” i replied

“how come you never mentioned him?” he asked. “he’s not important”

“and i’m right outside the door” said a young black haired boy as he walked in

“i told you to stay outside” said Mycroft sternly. “well i must have misheard you because i’m right here.inside.” merlin replied with sass making me laugh a little.

“well john, meet merlin, my our youngest brother” said Mycroft.

“ohh so your the john that sherlock literally never shuts up about?” asked merlin smiling

“erm, i suppose so yes, nice to meet you” said john politely shaking his hand

“oh shut up merlin i talk about him as much as you talk about your ‘friend’ Arthur”

“oh be quiet you two and talk about your boyfriends somewhere else” said Mycroft rolling his eyes 

“oh you would know, i’ve heard you talking about Greg before” 

🍦 - Your blog is great 

👑 - You intimidate me 

47. Dream role? 

a professional musician

48. What do you do on a rainy day? 

i like to stay in bed or curled up on the couch in blankets and watch movies or read

49. What was the last thing you watched on Netflix? 

the princess bride with @nooowestayandgetcaught

50. What’s your guilty pleasure? 

eating food i know i shouldn’t be eating

I refuse to apologize for the length of this joke. So there’s this lake with an island in the middle, and the three kingdoms around this lake have been fighting over that island for years. Eventually, it was decided that the knights of the kingdoms would just fight for the island, winner take all style. The first kingdom had twelve knights, each with ten squires, and they were all busy cleaning armor, feeding horses, that kind of stuff. Kingdom number two, meanwhile, had twenty knights and ten squires per knight. They were also doing things you’d expect before battle. The third kingdom, though, there was only one knight with their squire. This squire hung a pot in a tree with a looped rope. When it was time for the battle to actually start, it was decided that the squires should just fight this out instead. When a victor emerged, only the lone squire from the third kingdom was left standing. Won, hands down, proving the squire of the high pot and noose is equal to the sum of the squires of the other two sides.