#bagelnerd text posts

i’ve gone on too long without a bagel i need a lifetime supply delivered to my house and maybe like a year of sleep

who is this “hillary clinton” everyone’s talking about? does she promise lowered prices on bagels once elected??? lol i doubt it #vote bagelnerd for president 

life goals: eat a bagel the size of my entire body 

denying someone bagels is a human rights violation

so um, who else cries themselves to sleep every night when they haven’t had a bagel?

fun fact: human bodies cannot form a bagel shape i learned this the hard way