#baflor

Meet our new crack crossover in which Bernadette decides to date two shitty dads (careful, Bernhart, she might go for you too...as long as Satsuki is cool with it or you leave your wife, I don’t imagine Bernadette would wanna be someone’s “dirty little secret”).

Bernadette and Heidi need to stop trying to fuck everyone. They’re both just super pansexual.

I’m sure the moment Charlotte heard her father flirting with another “French aristocrat” her heart jumped out of her chest.