[text] send me a picture and i’ll be home quicker ;)

[text]: oh really?? ;)

[text]: let me see what i can do….

[text]: [image]

[text]: whoops! wrong photo, let me try again. ;)

[text]: [image]

[text] Is “head down ass up” an appropriate way to say good morning?

[text]: well good morning to you too!

[text]: seriously, you cannot text me these kind of stuff this early! especially when you’re not around.

[text] I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a “let’s fuck” way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of “let me wash your hair” way.

[text]: i’m sorry, babe, i’ve been quite busy with elijah lately that we cannot do that. we cannot take a bath together since when the other takes a bath, the other one takes care of the little guy but soon, we will, don’t worry.

[text] I’ve been hiding under the bed for the past 20 minutes, and now they’re getting into it and it’s a little too late for me to jump out and surprise them. So expect a live sex updates

[text]: jesus christ, declan shelley!!

[text]: i don’t need to know about your parents sex life???

[text]: now, i cannot unread this thing and pretend that they’re not rowdy in bed!!

[text]: i’m sure i’d remember this the next time we visit them