Double Date with ATEEZ, Episode 6:Ā Say My Name
Boy, I really focused on cake a LOT in last weekās recap.Ā I may even have bought a slice after that and eaten it for breakfast.Ā One thing I definitely did was watch a video in which ATEEZ broke down the lyrics to āIn Your Fantasy,ā in which they innocently denied any sexual meaning behind lines like āIām here for the cake.āĀ I went to Urban Dictionary, and after the realization that I am seriously ignorant of modern slang, I started craving cake even more.Ā I have no idea what is wrong with me.Ā Welcome to Episode 6, ATINY!
I swear, I had no idea.
When we left our Pirate Kings, two of the couples were on Hidden Dates.Ā We open this episode with Mingi in a confessional.Ā He gives us more lyrical analysis regarding āCrazy Form.āĀ
āWe believe if you write something in the lyrics, then the lyrics come true,ā he says, which explains lines about getting a trophy, visiting all the continents, and putting commas in their checks.Ā That makes the protagonist of the song an ATEEZ-style motivational speaker.Ā The song is a badass TED Talk.Ā
We cut to a great moment in a recent live show.Ā Hongjoong tells the crowd that āIn Your Fantasyā has just officially entered the Billboard Hot 100, marking their second appearance on that chart in a row (the first being āLemon Drop.ā)Ā He even looks a little stunned, like he canāt believe it either.Ā Theyāre being given yet another trophy they demanded in their lyrics.Ā Their dreams are made manifest.
We get a look of life on a concert tour.Ā Yonho describes it as āconcert venue, hotel, airplane, repeat.āĀ Mingi says hotels are one of the factors that tire them out, which surprises me at first because I love staying in hotels.Ā But then I thought about arriving at a hotel, crashing from exhaustion, then doing a show and having to pack up and go to another hotel, crashing from exhaustion, rinse and repeat.Ā Yeah, that would get old really fast.Ā Ā They do get time to go out and explore the cities they visit, which gives us some great footage.
I feel a glimmer of pride when I see Yunho discovering American landmarks.Ā As depressed as Iāve been about the state of our country lately, it is a beautiful and breathtaking place to explore.Ā
I also love seeing concert footage.Ā In a flashback clip of driving around in the mountains, Yunho asks Mingi if heās going to take his shirt off on the upcoming tour.Ā (Pause for fan screams.)Ā Mingi says heās not sure.Ā āI just take it off when I feel good,ā he hedges.Ā Then, because the editors of this show have a great sense of comic timing, we get a clip of the 2024 Yonsei University Festival, where Mingi doesnāt just take his shirt off.Ā He shreds it like a wild animal escaping a net.
Now we go back to our dates.Ā Specifically, the amusement park with Seonghwa and San.Ā Theyāre still riding the indoor roller coaster, and Seonghwaās screams are so high-pitched, they almost shatter my computer screen.Ā This guy should try opera someday.Ā
Now itās time for the final ride.Ā After some hair-raising twists and turns on the roller coaster, theyāre going to chill out on the carousel.Ā The last time they were here was four or five years ago, and back then they took pictures of themselves in front of this romantic ride.Ā They decide to re-create the photos.
My God, these guys are photogenic.Ā Total face cards.Ā (Thatās another bit of slang I picked up this week.Ā I am really old.)
Now their phones buzz with the news that itās time for their Hidden Date.Ā They hop back into the convertible.Ā I really canāt think of anything else they could do that would make this date more perfect.Ā An omasake meal in a Michelin Star restaurant and having an amusement park all to themselves ā I think they may have the best date award wrapped up already.Ā
They drive through the city at night with the top down while Seonghwa sings under his breath.Ā Itās dizzyingly romantic.Ā When a Hidden Ask pops up on Seonghwaās phone, asking them what their dreamiest day was, they both enthusiastically agree it was today.Ā
We briefly join Wooyoung and Hongjoong, whose Hidden Date was dinner at a 5-star luxury resort.Ā Theyāre also driving back through the city.Ā Wooyoung is singing in the car, practicing one of their English-language songs.Ā After some reminiscing with them, we join Yeosang and Jongho at the seafood restaurant, where the show has sent them after they failed to catch a single fish on their date.Ā The fish in that lake are going to be talking about that omasake bait meal for years.Ā
Jongho throws back soju shots, and they both enjoy a meal that has their bandmates in the studio drooling with envy.Ā Ā
Seonghwa tries to recreate the meal by taking a shot of water from his bottle cap.Ā
San is in actual pain from jealousy.Ā āPlease eat the butter-grilled abalones now,ā he begs.Ā I donāt think Iāve truly understood the meaning of āfood pornā until now.Ā And why am I craving cake again?!
Jongho and Yeosang argue about who the best drinkers are in their group.Ā The fact that Jongho keeps taking shots and hasnāt keeled over yet has me thinking heās in first place.Ā They debate whether Wooyoung or Mingi is in second place, which Iām not sure is a fair fight.Ā Mingiās at least four inches taller than Wooyoung and looks to have a good 20 pounds over him, so his tolerance has to be higher.Ā And now I realize I am starting to take this show WAY too seriously.
Okay, it looks like Iām not the only one.Ā Our two boys get into a scientific discussion over who is better at drinking soju versus liquor, and then Jongho breaks down how getting drunk on soju is more cost-effective than getting drunk on whiskey (Mingiās drink of choice).Ā Iām actually getting out my calculator before I remember I suck at math and donāt even drink.Ā What the hell are we doing here?
Jongho must realize how he sounds, because he makes a point of saying he doesnāt have a drinking habit.Ā His bandmates in the studio emphatically disagree.Ā His bandmates also agree with me that this is a strange conversation for a romantic date.
Jongho is still going.Ā He talks about going to a convenience store after a long video shoot and getting ramyeon and a bottle of Chamisul Soju, which of course took me down another Google rabbit hole.Ā āChamisulā means āreal dew,ā and itās made by filtering it through charcoals made from three year-old Korean bamboo.Ā Now Iām wondering how the makers of this drink landed on three years as being the right age for the bamboo, and Iām sure Jongho could tell me, but what a weird date this is turning out to be.Ā Ā Ā
We then get a confessional in which Yeosang talks about how much Jongho drinks.Ā And thereās even more.Ā āWhen itās time for a toast, he doesnāt like it if you just sip,ā Yeosang tells us.Ā āIf he poured it, you must finish it in one go.ā
Jongho is clearly thrilled with this conversation.
In the studio, Jonghoās bandmates accuse him of being a ākkondae.āĀ Back to Google I go.Ā A kkondae is a unique kind of bully, usually an older person in a position of power who forces their outdated attitudes and rules onto others.Ā Wait, isnāt Jongho the maknae?Ā Is he secretly running this group?Ā What the hell is going on here?
And for the record, I now have screenshots labeled āJongho drinksā and āJongho denial.āĀ This recapping project just took a hard left turn and is now careening off the overpass because Yeosang STILL isnāt done.Ā āItās scary, drinking with Jongho,ā he says.Ā āThe next day, you kinda have to worry about it.Ā But Jongho is great at handling alcohol.Ā No matter what happens, he always bounces back the next day.ā
I donāt know if heās saying this because itās true, or because Jongho is sitting right next to him in the confessional and Jongho is the secret evil genius running this group and Yeosang is terrified.Ā I start analyzing Yeosangās facial movements to see if heās blinking for help in morse code.Ā We can hear the production crew laughing behind the camera, and I donāt know if itās because this is all really a joke or if theyāre all Jonghoās henchmen and Yeosang just talked himself into serious danger.
Speaking of hard left turns, letās veer over to the Grand Walkerhill Hotel lounge, where Hongjoong and Wooyoung are enjoying their dinner, unaware of the horrors that are unfolding for their bandmate on the other side of town.Ā
Wooyoung puts some food on Hongjoongās plate and says he remembers that Hongjoong doesnāt eat his veggies.Ā Thatās something I have in common with our captain.Ā Why canāt veggies taste good, like cake?Ā Everything should taste like cake.
Their cocktails arrive, and oh good, weāre drinking again.Ā Well, Wooyoung is.Ā Hongjoong sticks to soda.Ā Now itās time for them to check the results of the poll they posted to the rest of the group to decide who is the best dressed after todayās shopping trip.Ā (A reminder to our viewing audience:Ā My pick is Hongjoong.)
Turns out only three members voted ā Seonghwa, Yunho, and San.Ā I remember an earlier episode where Hongjoong complained about his bandmates not checking the group texts.Ā Iām guessing the others were too busy to vote because they were fleeing from the maknae, who was chasing them with a bottle of Chamisul.
Our boys try calling the members who didnāt vote.Ā I have to laugh at how irritated our captain looks.Ā
āJoin a K-pop group, they said.Ā It will be FUN, they saidā¦ā
Hongjoong gets Mingi on the phone, and it would be so great if he were still paragliding when taking this call. Ā Instead, Mingi is clearly aware the cameras are rolling and heās on speakerphone, so he drops his voice several octaves and tries to sound bored.Ā āCheck KakaoTalk, Mingi,ā his captain orders before hanging up.Ā Leading this group must be like herding drunk cats.
While Wooyoung tries calling the others, Mingi logs in and votes for Hongjoong.Ā Good call.
Now our boys start arguing over who wins that vote.Ā Was it for Hongjoong for looking good, or Wooyoung for picking out that outfit?Ā Ah, the chaos of this group.Ā I live for it.
And now Wooyoung is irritated because none of the members are picking up his calls.Ā To be fair, weāve established they may be in serious danger right now.
āHi, youāve reached Yeosang.Ā I canāt come to the phone right now because Iām running for my life.ā
Yeosang finally does log in and vote, ending any chance of a tie.Ā Hongjoong wins in a landslide.Ā San adds insult to Wooyoungās injury, saying his look has no vibe and he needs a hat.Ā
Wooyoung claims victory because heās the one who styled Hongjoong.Ā Whoever won, the result is that Hongjoong has to wear his new outfit on their next Music Bank appearance.Ā That tells me that Hongjoong DID win, because he looks great in that jacket.Ā Yes, heāll look like a Amherst College grad student on Music Bank, but heāll still rock the look.Ā Especially if he pairs it with glasses.
Now we jump ahead to the Music Bank appearance on June 20, 2025.Ā Just a few short weeks ago.Ā (How is summer over already?)Ā Our captain steps up to the building in the pouring rain and heavy winds.Ā He looks embarrassed, but I still think he makes it work.
He also poses in the stairwell, and this footage solves a mystery for me.Ā Iāve seen so many K-pop artists wedging themselves under the railing of this same stairwell in photos, and I didnāt know where it was. Ā Now I see that itās a popular photo spot for K-pop artists when they perform on Music Bank.Ā They also record a lot of TikTok dances here.
Now we return to Jongho and Yeosang, and weāre STILL talking about drinking.Ā Yeosang has chosen not to drink today because he has a busy schedule tomorrow.Ā But Jongho wants to make a drinking bet.Ā They will each pick a different bandmate and call them at the same time.Ā The person who gets their call answered wins.Ā The loser has to take a drink.Ā Jongho then pours a shot of soju and sets it in the middle of the table.Ā This man is EVIL.
Yeosang wants to see what time it is so he can get an idea of which bandmate might pick up.Ā Jongho wonāt even let him look at the time.Ā Jongho is REALLY evil.Ā Like, a deliciously mean kind of evil.Ā Itās a little bit thrilling. Why am I turned on by this? Ā AND WHY AM I CRAVING CAKE AGAIN?!
Yeosang picks Hongjoong.Ā Back in the studio, San is jealous again.Ā Heās mad that Yeosang didnāt choose him.Ā Sanās an only child, isnāt he?Ā (Okay, I looked it up ā he has a sister, but heās the only son.Ā As a sister to an only son, I know how those boys can be.)
After some thought, Jongho chooses Wooyoung.Ā Thatās pretty ballsy, considering Jongho didnāt pick up Wooyoungās call when it was time to do the clothing vote.Ā
This man doesnāt answer calls.Ā He makes them.
Our boys count to three and then dial.Ā I honestly donāt know which one Iām rooting for.Ā My heart is actually pounding.
And the one who picks up is ā¦
⦠Hongjoong. Yeosang wins!
āI missed you!ā Yeosang tells his captain, who is understandably confused.Ā Jongho takes the phone and demands to know why Hongjoong answered, considering he usually has his phone on DND.Ā Again, are maknaes supposed to talk to their elders like this?Ā And wait, why is Hongjoongās phone usually on DND?Ā Isnāt Hongjoong the one irritated by how unresponsive his bandmates are?Ā I am so confused.
Yeosang puts the captain on speaker, and they talk about their dates.Ā Jongho says his dates with Yeosang have been healing.Ā Hongjoong reflects on his day of nearly drowning and then struggling to dress Wooyoung, and he says, āI donāt know if my dates were healing or killing.ā
After the call, Jongho remains true to form.Ā He wants to play another round.Ā Yeosang knows better than to push his luck.Ā Now Jongho is really disappointed, especially since Wooyoung isnāt even calling him back.Ā The dynamics between these bandmates are wild.Ā
Now Jongho is complaining that he had so many missed calls from Wooyoung earlier.Ā āI guess they wanted my vote on who dressed better,ā he says.Ā Now Iām bewildered.Ā He KNEW thatās what they wanted, he KNEW it was for the show theyāre filming, and he DELIBERATELY ignored the calls?Ā Iāve never seen a maknae get away with behavior like this.Ā The closest I can think of is I.M from Monsta X, and he just seems older than his bandmates.Ā Jongho is too babyfaced to be able to pull this off.Ā Back in the Introduction Episode, Mingi got scolded for crossing his legs, and now Jongho just blows off his captainās phone calls and orders people to drink.Ā Just ⦠wow.
Now Wooyoung calls Jongho back, saying he didnāt pick up because he was sleeping.Ā āI drank because of you,ā Jongho tells his bandmate.Ā No, my guy.Ā You drank because it was there.Ā You drank because itās Sunday.Ā You drank because thereās a fifty percent chance of rain.Ā You donāt NEED a reason.
Wooyoung hangs up on him, which is fantastic.Ā I actually applauded.
Now we briefly join San and Seonghwa, who are still driving to their Hidden Date.Ā Theyāre talking about Coachella again, and I am so jealous of everyone who got to see that performance live.Ā Just watching the clips makes me want to jump out of my seat and punch the air.Ā The choreography is insane.Ā Human bodies are not supposed to be able to move like that.
On to Yunho and Mingi.Ā Theyāre also driving toward their Hidden Date.Ā Theyāre both hungry, and I realize they havenāt eaten at all on their dates.Ā Theyāre both craving baeksuk, which is meat (usually chicken) with different dipping sauces.Ā They talk about baeksuk for several minutes.Ā Itās all they can think about.Ā I feel like Iām watching the Korean version of Forrest Gump.Ā Someone please feed these guys.
āThereās young-gye baeksuk, and dak baeksuk, and hanbang baeksuk ⦠ā
They arrive at the restaurant, and Thank God itās a baeksuk place.Ā In keeping with the theme of their dates, itās nestled beautifully in the forest, near a small waterfall.Ā I can smell the air.Ā I wish I were there right now.
This looks even more romantic than the carousel at the amusement park.Ā I could spend hours here.
They decide to order makgeolli, which is an off-white, sparkling rice wine.Ā I Googled it, and the taste is described as a less-sweet alcoholic yogurt drink.Ā We spend several minutes with them in this relaxing atmosphere, watching them savor the food and enjoy the scenery.Ā A cat joins them out of nowhere and curls up next to the table.Ā This looks like heaven.Ā Even the bandmates in the studio are peacefully calm while they watch.
Now back to San and Seonghwa, and they finally arrive at their Hidden Date location.Ā Itās now past midnight.Ā Theyāre wondering what could be open at this hour.Ā
They drive higher and higher into the mountains and finally arrive at Forest Park.Ā A glampsite has been set up for them, and itās beautiful.Ā Of course, the entire site has been rented out just for them.Ā Iām calling it ā San and Seonghwa will get the best date award.
Their picnic table includes premium, single malt Scotch Macallan Whisky. Back in the studio, both Jongho and Mingi look very jealous.Ā Ā This is incredibly romantic.
They raise a toast to happiness and then toast marshmallows over the glampfire.Ā Well, San toasts marshmallows while Seonghwa tells him heās doing it wrong.
We leave San and Seonghwa under the stars, sipping top-shelf whisky and eating marshmallows, talking about their perfect day.Ā Time to check back in with Yunho and Mingi, their biggest competition for the best date award.
Theyāre remembering the first time they drank alcohol.Ā Yep, that tracks with the rest of this episode.Ā Mingi also talks about how much theyāve changed and grown up since they debuted.Ā He says he went through a dark period of self-doubt for a while, thinking he was just a pretty face who didnāt deserve to be in a successful group.Ā Eventually, he learned to rediscover his lost self.Ā I like how he phrases that.Ā And I really like how open and honest these guys are in moments like these.
The episode ends here.Ā Next week, our boys will get a Hidden Ask question about a truth theyāve kept hidden from the others.Ā Iām guessing Jongho will confess his plan to overthrow the management at KQ Entertainment and declare war on BTS.Ā I wouldnāt put it past him.Ā See you then, ATINY!
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