#badwolfonthebay

Go somewhere else and get it cut again, it'll be shorter but it might look better and you might like it more

Most hazardous would be Steve and Tony because Steve doesn’t know how to work the suit, and Tony doesn’t know how to control that strength.

or 

Bruce and Clint because Bruce doesn’t know how to shoot and Clint hasn’t exactly ever been a rage monster.

Liver: Molly Hooper. Because she keeps working and doing what she has to do, despite all of the shit Sherlock puts her through. 

Stomach (??): Mrs. Hudson. She still brings Sherlock and John tea despite the body parts in the fridge. And she handled those agents like a badass.

Intestines (???): Lestrade. Not someone who Sherlock thinks about as particularly important or intelligent, but is incredibly important in the scheme of things, and an absolutely necessary part of everything.

Kidneys (??): Mycroft. Because you don’t remember you need one until it starts failing.Your kidneys will always tell you if something is wrong, will always let you know that you’re diet is bad, or your liver is failing, but no one ever listens to them until it’s too late. 

Blader (??): Donovan: Something that you need, but don’t necessarily want. You wish you didn’t get awful cramps when you have to pee really bad, but something has gotta remind you to do it.

Rectum(??): Anderson because I’m 99999% sure that’s what Sherlock sees him as. Something that can be useful on occasion, but usually is just full of shit.

Lungs: Irene or Mycroft.

Mycroft: controls the “breathing” of England and really, anyone he pleases.

Irene: controls the “breathing” of the country through blackmail