#badseopitches

Sometimes, there are no words. Today is one of those days. I'm just going to let this bad SEO pitch speak for itself ...

Hi, I am Orchards SEO Co-had for a Search Engine Optimization (SEO) company.

As per the trends in your industry - over 80% of people search for your products/services online and buy the same.

1.      Would you like to increase the leads / sales generated from your ************?

2.      Would you like to make your website Google friendly as well as Google responsive?

3.      Would you like to be listed at the top of every major search engine such as Google, Yahoo! & Bing for multiple search phrases (keywords) relevant to your products / services?

It would be recommended if you go for search engine optimization (SEO) for your website which would increase your web visibility and generate better prospect traffic to your website.

There is a simple equation that is applicable to the online world.

Ethical SEO | Better Traffic | Higher Sales

Just wondering, if you would be interested in improving the position of your website for the key terms your clients would be using to search your services.

Do let me know if you are interested and it shall be our pleasure to give you Details about our services and Offers Price .

I look forward for your reply.

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For those not in the business, the world of SEO can seem like a black box. Something goes into the box and out comes your organic search engine rankings. Of course, trying to explain what goes on in that black box can get a little complicated. So, if you're a bad SEO pitcher and you find yourself needing to explain what it is you can do, why not list every single detail of what you can do to help the client. That will help you win the business, right "Jessice Jackson" of India? Enjoy today's bad SEO pitch ...

Dear Sir/Madam, Greeting for the day! As myself ‘Jessice Jackson “a Business Marketing Manager in SEO, Web Design & Web Development providing company based at Delhi -NCR in India. We offer a best and affordable SEO services per month for a 15 keywords package including below outlined monthly services & deliverables: 1. Keywords Analysis & Research 2. 200 Manually Directory Submissions 3. 90 Article Submissions (1 Articles Submit in 30 Top Directories) 4. 10 Press Release Distributions (1 Press Release submit in 10 Sites) 5. 5 Web2.0/Blog postings(Using pre-written articles) 6. 30 Social Bookmarking Submissions 7. 5 Classified Submissions 8. 3 Unique Article Writing (400+ words) 9. 1 Press Release Writing (350+ words) 10. Keywords Mapping 11. New Pages Suggestions 12. Keywords Research 13. Competitor Analysis 14. Title Tags Changes Suggestions 15. Meta Tags Changes Suggestions 16. Alt Tag Changes Suggestions 17. HTML Site Map 18. XML Site Map Setup 19. Anchor text optimization 20. Google webmaster setup 21. Google analytics setup 22. Weekly Work Report 23. Monthly Ranking Report 24. Monthly Full Detailed SEO Work Report in Excel Note: We send weekly report to each of our clients so that they can have regular updates on their website. Also, this shows that we work regularly on the website in a very elegant way. We use only white hat and ethical SEO techniques for websites. Please do let us know in case you are interested. Thanks & Regards, Jessice Jackson

Last week we shared the bad SEO pitch from "Alpana" who promised that he/she was not like those foreign emails that you get in your inbox every day pitching SEO services. Well, we didn't buy it last week and we're certainly not going to buy it this week in Alpana's latest follow-up email seeking a response on the offer. Enjoy today's bad SEO pitch ...

Hi,

Hope you are doing well.

I would appreciate your response. I am not sure if you already outsource your campaigns but in case you do, we can be a good option as they say one can never diversify enough to mitigate risk. We can provide you with some options here.

In case you don’t, I think it’s worth discussing the proposition we have.

You might just like it. Let me know if you are Interested and I would happy to send you more details & Prices.

I look forward to your response.

Aha. Google. The favorite company name drop of every bad SEO pitcher out there. It's almost as if our bad SEO pitchers believe that by simply mentioning the name Google (combined with "1st page results") is a golden ticket to get you to respond. At least, that's the way it seems in the case of today's bad SEO pitch from "Ruby." Enjoy the bad SEO pitch ...

Hey guys I hope you're well.

My name is Ruby, and I was doing some research on some of your competitors when I came across your site *************

We will send you the prices, after your reply and If you like the prices, then we will provide free initial analysis report and the keywords suggestion list with Google page 1 projection? I am more than happy to send it to you (free of charge of course).  All I want is the opportunity to discuss how I could help improve the profitability and search traffic to your site.

Are you free this week to discuss?

A while back, we heard from "Seth" who reached out to us to offer to connect us with clients seeking SEO and PPC help. It's an interesting take in the world of bad SEO pitches. But suspicious nonetheless. And then we got today's follow-up bad SEO pitch from Seth. He just wanted to make it clear that they have prospects that are expecting to hear back from a consultant. 

OK. We'll hop right on that. But first, enjoy today's bad SEO pitch ...

Hi,

I reached out to you several days ago regarding SEO/PPC prospects who contact us each day. To be clear, each prospect is expecting to hear back from a consultant.

Would you open to briefly discussing our lead generation process? I think this could potentially be a fresh avenue of business development for your agency.

I'll be available this afternoon and look forward to connecting.

It's always interesting to see how our bad SEO pitchers present themselves in their email. Reputable. Cheap. Affordable. And then there's the "Reliable SEO Expert." Case in point: today's bad SEO pitch via "Alpana." Alpana lets us know up front that his/her services are not only reliable, but they are completely unlike all "those foreign emails you probably get in your inbox every day." Uh huh. Yet you're spamming me to show just how different you are from "those foreign emails." Great way to make your point. Enjoy today's bad SEO pitch ...

Hi,

I went to your website and wanted to shoot you a quick note.  I have the required expertise to rank your website locally to convert more visitors into leads and to get them placed higher in  the organic search results, for a few of the select terms.

This is NOT like one of those foreign emails you probably get in your inbox every day. Just to be upfront I am I have a large network of expert SEO professionals, designers and programmers.

I would just need to know which (if not both) services you're open to checking out information about, either web design or SEO. Would you be open to seeing more brief info / quote for what I would like to accomplish?

Don't you just love it when you find out that SEO services are affordable? My friend unsolicited SEO services pitcher "Sophia" reached out to me today (I feel as though I've heard from "Sophia" before!) to let me know that her company provides affordable SEO services. In fact, the services are so affordable that they can afford to do big things like optimizing your page titles and page descriptions. But lest you worry, these guys are totally legit because they assured me in the email that they use 100% white hat techniques (hey, them sending me an unsolicited email confirms that they are on the up and up!). So I'm sure the "affordable" SEO services will produce a lot of fruit!

Enjoy today's bad SEO pitch:

Hi,

I am Sophia **** [Sr. Manager – Search Engine Optimization]

Your website is the first impression of your business. I work in the Search Engine Optimization field.

As you know Google is continuously updating its algorithm in regard with TOP 10 rankings for websites in different niches. We can help you to get your website on first page of Google Search for specific keywords.

Our Expertise:

- 5+ Years of Experience in SEO, SMO and Web Development Experience. - Obtained top rankings and increased web traffic for 1000+ clients. - Encouraging customer reviews and feedback.

Why choose Us:

-  100% white hat techniques -  Higher acceptance ratios -  Result Oriented Approach

Our SEO Process Includes:

On-Page Optimization -  Meta Tag Optimization, Content Optimization, Images & Anchor Tag Optimization, Optimizing Site structure and Navigation, Robots.txt, Sitemap, ROR  Files

Off-Site Optimization - Search Engine Submissions, Directory Submissions, and Keyword oriented Article Submissions, Press Release Submission, Web 2.O Link building from Squidoo and Hubpages, Classified Ads Submissions.

Social Media Optimization (Promotion) Includes – Blogging, Forum Listing, Social Media Submission, Social Book marking, Newspaper Article with Link,

Business Branding Includes -  Business/Product Listing, Business Profile Creation, Video/Presentation Promotion, Content and Document distribution.

We also offer Online Reputation Management services.

Please let me know if you are willing to discuss a possible Search engine Optimization of your website. I can send you more details on our SEO packages/action/Portfolio/past work details.

Looking forward to your reply.

Kinds Regards, Sophia **** [Sr. Manager – Search Engine Optimization] Delhi-NCR (INDIA)

You know what's great? Getting an unsolicited SEO pitch from someone that "was surfing your website" and wanted to point out a few problems. Case in point: today's bad SEO pitch from "Sandy." Sandy says his/her company found that our site wasn't raking for any of the keywords pertaining to our domain. And of course, like any good service provider, Sandy made sure to note that his/her company engages in "ethical SEO." I'm sure you guys are, Sandy. I'm sure you are. Enjoy today's bad SEO pitch: