#badliarstarter

After a week of having to wear pants all the time, it is nice to be home without pants. I love my mother, don’t get me wrong, but I’ve missed being pantsless in my own home. How’s everyone else’s week starting off?

I feel like I’ve been MIA and for that I am sorry. The Tiny Human can be quite the dictator, so I’d appreciate any information on what I’ve missed.

There’s nothing more satisfying than finding out you got the best grade in the class on what the professor described ‘as the toughest exam of the year, even tougher than your final.’ Now, to celebrate. There’s just one question: how should I celebrate this?

Today has been a fantastic day. First, some guy in my art class started on this whole speech about how Bucky and the White Wolf are two different characters and I tried to tell him something then he interjected with the whole, you’re a woman so how would you know about this? Luckily enough the professor stopped the conversation. Now, I have coffee stained t-shirt no thanks to some jackasses playing football in the SUB and not looking where they’re going and everything from my portfolio is on the ground in the SUB. Please tell me someone has had a better day than I’ve had.

I’m so sick of this rain. Like someone do a sun dance or something. Can it please be summer already? Ya boy needs a vacation. That means spring break soon baby! What are all y’all doing?

Could have gone out for a drink tonight. Ended up choosing to stay home with no pants on, watching videos on youtube. Is there something wrong with me? I don’t know but I’m comfortable and don’t have to wear pants so I think I’m the real winner here.

Just in case anyone cares I’ve been sick all week long so there’s that. I might be dying. Only a few more hours to live. Basically on my death bed. If you have any last words to say to me now would be the time. My Make a Wish request is already in to meet Steve Harwell. 

You ever think that you’re doing the wrong career? Like I’m watching this girl on youtube, and she’s cracking me up, but like I could do that. I could be that funny. I just don’t have the make-up, drunk book review going on but I could definitely do like cooking and jokes. I’d be hilarious, just ask my cousins!