#badgers hyperfixations

I love them sm ohhh

Along with Bathbomb, they’re one of the best polar opposite ships. Can’t throw spears, makes spears. First campaign, last campaign.

Also, the AU ideas are endless. One I was thinking of is Saint going back in time. When they jumped into the void sea, instead of rubicon they go to the start of the timeline, Spearmaster. Eventually, they meet on their journey, and to Spearmaster they’re a normal slugcat with different abilities accompanying them.

Then they go to FP, Saint remembers him, and just after FP rips Spearmaster’s pearl out, Saint warns him of the rot and what it will cause. Then they both get thrown out and travel to the communication posts (i don’t remember what they’re called so I’m just gonna call them that). When they arrive, Saint tells Spearmaster about where they came from, who they are, their ascending power, the future, and the end of Rain World. Spearmaster is obviously shocked, and after putting the pearl out, invites Saint back to SRS’s can. They decline, and say they must go to the void sea, as it might be the only way for them to return home and complete their journey of ascending every creature.

Why did I put so much effort into this..

ROA: - And then BS kept whining about his rot, like c’mon, that’s your fault for being such a shitty coder!

MLA: Pff, yeah.

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MLA: Oh hello EA.

EA: MLA, have you sent a purposed organism to MW’s can? She disconnected from our private broadcast saying there was one trying to break into her can. The overseer also reported the usage of miros bird’s beaks, which live in Memory Crypts.

MLA: Woah, woah, woah, slow down! A purposed organism what-?

EA: It broke into her can and-

MLA: Alright, that’s all I needed confirmation of. Do you know what it looked like?

EA: I could only get a glimpse, but it was a dark colour.

ROA: Sounds like MLA’s failed experiment! Go on, tell ‘em MLA.

MLA: …

MLA: Alright, yes that is my purposed organism. But I didn’t send them to MW’s can, they escaped.

ROA: He even gave them a name! The Gloaming! How stupid does that sound?

MLA: It’s not stupid, ROA. I grew quite attached to the creature before they left me.

MLA: Here’s my advice, just wait. I’m quite away of MW being your only friend, but The Gloaming is my small, and can’t do much damage to MW, even with miros bird’s beaks by their side.

ROA: Yeah, but MW is all soft, and wouldn’t hurt a batfly, let alone a purposed organism.

[LEFT] SUBJECT: Extravagant Answers