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Making one big final push packing tonight for moving on Friday, so while I do that check out the full wrap up and pics of last night with @russian_girlfriends, #waxcastle, and @badfunkmusic over on EveryShowJoe.com! #russiangirlfriends #badfunk #timeoutlounge #tempe #phoenix #arizona #punk #punkrock #rock #concerts #everyshowjoe (at Time Out Lounge)
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Bad Funk getting things started here at Time Out Lounge! #badfunk #timeoutlounge #tempe #phoenix #arizona #alternative #rock #concerts (at Time Out Lounge)
So I was listening to that audio post of the eleven year old screaming about yaoi and my dad walked in the door and I couldn't figure out how to get it to turn off because mobile. And he just. Turned around and walked away. I'm afraid.
AMAZING
Them fightin words u do not wanna fite me
Talos the mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give praise!We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars!
But you were once man! Aye! And as man, you said, “Let me show you the power of Talos Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you.”
Aye, love. Love! Even as man, great Talos cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Skyrim! The future of Tamriel!
And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Talos is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit!
The very idea is inconceivable to our Elven overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth!
Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? Do the elves take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives?
And what does the Empire do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Imperial machine enforces the will of the Thalmor! Against its own people!
So rise up! Rise up, children of the Empire! Rise up, Stormcloaks! Embrace the word of mighty Talos, he who is both man and Divine!
For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit both the heavens and the earth! And we, not the Elves or their toadies, will rule Skyrim! Forever!
Terrible and powerful Talos! We, your unworthy servants, give praise! For only through your grace and benevolence may we truly reach enlightenment!
And deserve our praise you do, for we are one! Ere you ascended and the Eight became Nine, you walked among us, great Talos, not as god, but as man!
Trust in me, Whiterun! Trust in the words of Heimskr! For I am the chosen of Talos! I alone have been anointed by the Ninth to spread his holy word!
Ur a fuckin nerd
What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now, lad.
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foggy nelson head cannon go
once matt told foggy about his heightened hearing, foggy began whispering dirty jokes and things along those lines while matt was talking during client meetings at a volume only matt could hear to see if he could get him to start laughing. hes gotten a small smile but nothing more. hes gonna keep trying.
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Walk around the band hall and ask everyone for a dollar
people wouldn’t do that tho cause they’re all super greedy
