#badboysposting

HAPPY BREAD BRIDGE DAY!!

never forget that bread bridge was created for murder <3

(volume warning for triumphant screaming)

Because.. what is joel, really? You could make him an avian too but that just doesn't really fit right. Joel doesn't exactly scream grace and poise and flight and deadly, quick precision. He's more grounded, more likely to act before he thinks.

Maybe he's some sort of bug then? Or fairy? Something capable of flight but a bit louder, a bit more down to earth.

Or maybe some kind of dog? A wolf? An ox? A FISH??

well canonically☝️their beds look like this. until scar yoinks them, then they put them in the bad boy's bakery above bread bridge

But personally, yes I think they would definitely sleep together (no homo) and cuddle (no homo) and annoy each other with their sleeping habits

Observe figure 1. by jestroer (one of my favorite bad boys pieces)

They probably sleep like this. lots of blankets and pillows all tangled together with feathers everywhere. Grian and Joel would starfish out leaving Jim to sort of fit himself in like a puzzle piece

Although they do tend to put Jimmy down a lot, I don't think they'd let a fellow bad boy miss out on sleep comfort. Plus he's probably very warm due to avian metabolism and floof. (what Joel would say anyway ;])

Type of bed I think would change a lot, from simple mats the first night to something else when the mansion burns down and bread bridge blows up and skynet evolves etc etc. A bad boys bunk bed would fit phonetically, and they would definitely fight over who got the top bunk. Maybe they decide that the person with the most kills gets it. But I also think they would all try and fit in the top one together and cause Severe Structural Damage which would make Jim scared to sleep at night (he has the bottom bunk, and it creaks ominously)

boy. nothing's stopping you from doing that with YOUR OWN TEAM

This kinda ties into my theory that this is the first proper team he's been in, but it doesn't seem to cross his mind that he can give his time to his teammates. Despite being having deeply loyal allies he still prioritises his own longevity. You could argue that it's the spur of the moment, or the thrill of the chase being too alluring/fun to watch, but watching half the yellows chase him down while Jimmy is right there is aaagh. This man is even asking Jimmy to protect him. I appreciate the fact that Joel thinks he's somewhat capable (after demeaning him in previous lives) but it's possibly slightly a bit futile to pit jim against 4-5 yellow names that are intent on killing one of the very last green names.

And it works! They do a ritual or something idk and they successfully become entangled with the curse.

But thats just it.. entangled

NO!!N>>)OOONONONONONOONNO THIS ISNT HOW ITS MEANT TO GO!!!!