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I find women’s clothing to be so comfortable, even though it can be tighter and bras are a little odd to get used to. Leggings and tights feel amazing. I love the way skirts and dresses flow and bounce when I walk… and boots! Oh my god, I’ve been jealous of women’s boots for years upon years- well before I even knew what gender-fluidity was.

I feel like the chosen one. (LOL!!)

Thanks leavemepeasantimreading for tagging me, I feel so special!!!

Name: Maeve Allura Parker (pronounced With a silent e at the end in my first name and ah-lore-ah because I think it’s important to understand the beauty in people’s names. )

Time and date: 7:11 5/9/15

Average hours of sleep: I sleep a lot actually, but it can change. I usually settle in at like 10-12 and get up at like 5:45

Last thing I googled: how much vinegar to drink if you want to be healthier. (I heard that vinegar is actually really good for you, rub it in the skin and it helps with acne, helps sore muscles and even to burn fat (which I need a little bit more of. ))

Nickname: literally whatever I answer to. I answer to Maeve, Sugar Plum, Tuts, Maevie, etc.

Birthday: 11/5

Gender: Female

Sexual Orientation: Bisexual

Height: between 5'5 and 5'10

Favorite color: I like most colors, it just depends on the situation and my mood. Like right now it’s a deep purple.

One Place That Makes You Happy: my bed. That’s the best place I could think of. Just anywhere warm where I’m loved.

How Many Blankets Do You Sleep Under: there are the sheets below me, a set of sheets above me, a thin knit blanket, a cozy Jack Skellington cuddly blanket and a comforter. I take and add depending on the temperature. It gets either hot as Satan’s anus or cold as a Witch’s to try in a bronze brazier in there.

Favorite Movie: Untamed Heart (it makes me cry so bad every time)

What I’m Wearing Right Now: a gray shirt with Jack Skellington’s face on it. Some black jeans with smeared paint of white and yellow (from painting a fish on a sign helping an organization)

Last Book I Read: My Side of the Mountain

Most Used Phrase/Word: same

First Word That Comes to Mind: Cacophonous

What I Last Said To A Family Member: this almost sucks as much as you.

Favorite Beverage: depends on the season. Fall/winter is hot chocolate, and in summer, it’s some sort of lemonaid or sweet tea, water is always good.

Favorite Food: still none, also still depending on the mood (and how much money I happen to have..) ice cream is a great blessing (I love all ice cream. Bring it) , meats (like sausage, chicken, hamburgers, etc), veggies (like salads), fruits (pineapple), soups (like pho!!), fish (salmon)

Dream Vacation: I want to go everywhere. Take me around the world and show me everything there is to see.

Dream Wedding: if I was to get married I wouldn’t even have a party. Just get the paperwork done. I’m not even sure if I want to get married after seeing as many marriages fail as I have. After seeing that and how hard it is to get out of it, I’m not all that keen to try.

Dream Pet: I want a huge all black German Shepard that was military trained to protect my house.