I’m the scientist in scifi horror movies that's way too into their work studying the alien virus that assimilates biological life. I sure am dedicated, working late nights in the specimen lab making all sorts of observations (stripping and jerking off my gock whilst making out with the glass as its many eyes watch me and its mouths whispers its plans for me/to me). Its clear to all my co-workers that I must have been working way too hard and slept through the initial outbreak (I used stolen credentials to disable the security system and watched through the cameras whilst stroking myself the entire time). Luckily I’ve been working on a vaccine that will keep it from trying to infect you, here let me give you a dose (oops its actually just a sample of the virus, the monsters are ignoring you because your already infected). Oh no, you've been infected - don't worry I'll help you hide it from the other survivors whilst we work on curing you :)
