#backwatersoldiers

you deserve all the nice things ❤️

What an interesting lead, Hannah. Just fitting for you.

Uh haha...Haise** Anyway, I want to use this chance to let Urie improve his character, too. I think Shirazu, [bla bla]  if he builds up expe(kick to the gut)-ri(flying through the air at 80 kph)-ence (hitting the ground but finishing his sentence like a champ). I give up.

Not bad, Hassam. But you should be faster. Get rid of the lag between your upper and lower body.

Well…Haise**. But, Arima-

Yes, Hostess Cupcake?

(annoyed sigh)...didn’t you call me because of the case? Because I couldn’t control myself.. I’ve not only.. let Torso escape, but also Serpent who First-Class Hirako was pursuing. For my failure… I want to apologize to First-Class Hirako.

Here, the book you lent me. Take it, Hula Hoop. Thanks, it was short but Kafka’s “A Crossbreed” was my favorite.

Um.. Yeah.. I think Kafka’s strange sense of humor really comes through in that. It’s a great short story. I exceeded my limits and had to use my kagune.

You did. That’s all, Banana Hammock. It would be a good thing to increase your limits. … Did you hear “the voice” again?

...yes. [not writing this monologue down] I’m really happy living like this. But listen, Arima, in all seriousness, can we not do this name joke thing today I’m really just not in the mood. Could you just drop it and call me Haise, please?

I am calling you Husky. Siberian Husky. That is your full name. Because you are my very tiny tiny husky pup who is so small. But that’s irrelevant. Jorge...Don’t you ever think of wanting to meet your family or former friends?

God fucking damnit, fine. Anyway.. A-As for a family I already have one! Arugula is my dad and Akira is my mom. … ..or something.

...that is a rather troublesome family, Husk Tomato. You are the Quinckes’ parent though.

Well, they are all troublesome kids, Aroma…

I want to borrow a book again, Hattori Hanzo, so I’ll come to the chateau.

Armin, you don’t need to go out of your way... I will bring some to you directly!