#babiesfirst

As a new father I’m happy to finally be able to weigh in on the sorry state of baby milestones today. For too long the archaic benchmarks we celebrate, first steps, first word, first tooth, only work to reinforce mediocrity within our children. Everyone achieves these things. They are an inevitability. But how many parents can whip out their phone to proudly show off a video of their 16 week olds first High Noon Showdown? Who keeps in their wallet a photo of their toddlers First Gallon of Petrol Syphoned from a Car? Who has, in pride of place on the mantle, a dirt covered glow stick to commemorate their 6 months First Bush Doof. Today this changes. Celebrate real achievements with me. Elevate the expectations of babies to greatness. #babiesfirst #knifefight #babiesfirstknifefight #newmilestones #digitalillustration #halftonehospital #houlart #houl https://www.instagram.com/p/ChjXeGfBjCs/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

On this day, August 19th at 12:54 AM, YOU came into this world 😘🌞🎉❤️ With every passing day, I’m blessed enough to be able to watch you grow 🌱 No words can describe the joy that you bring to me in this life,and with that said, I’ll do anything for you, and I will always protect you 🛡⚔️ Happy Birthday Joseph III 💕🎉🎂🍾 You’re a Whole Year Old today,and I hope and pray to God You Are loving this adventure as much as your mother and I are 🙏🏽🎉🍾🎉🎂❤️ You couldn’t even possibly make either one of us ANYMORE PROUD ❗️🌠🌅 #babiesfirstbirthday #babiesfirst #josephIII #flynblkman #orlando #florida #floridalife #floridaliving (at Orlando, Florida) https://www.instagram.com/p/CEFc7gEljHP/?igshid=1pe4iccjr5vdp

There is quite literally nothing I wouldn't do for my babies. That's on me baby. I love you babies! (My oldest isn't in this but I love you too Mr. K!) 🐻🐻🐻🐻🐼 #4heartbeats #loml #babiesfirst #dadswhocare #family #motivation #babies #producer #otaku #nerdswithkids #nerd #cosplayfamily #atlantic #newmusic #evansclan (at Northside of Jacksonville) https://www.instagram.com/p/CCjTBudnjHR/?igshid=oa3hy6zlde9w

Stella's first pool party! #summer #dadbod #babiesfirst https://www.instagram.com/p/BzEb5M4Jybhql-Gi294InvlNfmkTi5VRj7qTl80/?igshid=1h3pxu1cld7kv

To all my haters !! Lmao I still can't believe I got this! #babiesfirst #middlefinger https://www.instagram.com/p/BxqxjI2JEbNiLIIK3v7BFhW91-8a1f4mc-0qoA0/?igshid=7z5wmi4n27cs

#Babiesfirst 🌼🐣🌼🐣🐥🐥 #HappyEaster 🌼🐣🌼🐣🌼#Familylove #triballove #lovechangeseverything #glakwalovesyou #grandchildren #grandchildrenareablessing #visitglakwakweeniehealingutubes 🌼🐣🌼🐣🌼 https://www.instagram.com/p/BwkclNLhwGc/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1ckpbcwb9sl1p

#HappyWolfEaster 🐣🐤🐺🐥 #Babiesfirst 🌼🐣🌼🐣🐥🐥 #HappyEaster 🌼🐣🌼🐣🌼#Familylove #triballove #lovechangeseverything #glakwalovesyou #grandchildren #grandchildrenareablessing #visitglakwakweeniehealingutubes 🌼🐣🌼🐣🌼 https://www.instagram.com/p/BwkcdGPBScg/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1wr09xqkccw3w