“BEING ABLE TO HIDE LOTS OF THINGS ON YOURSELF, LIKE WEAPONS, THAT ALWAYS COME IN HANDY WITH THE SQUAD (BROOKLYN NINE-NINE)
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You always joked that you simply “had deep pockets”
One time when you and Jake got taken hostage, it took them 20 minutes to find all of the weapons hidden on you, like the bad guys just kept finding them
Them: “Is that everything?”
You: “Yes..”
Jake: “Why do they keep asking you if you’ve said yes several times before and they still found more knives?”
(and did they find them all? you’d never tell)
And when it came to the Halloween Heists...
well
You were never short of completely and absolutely overprepared
They actually had to make a rule in later years that you had to be searched before the game because you kept smuggling tools and weapons into the game
You: “A confetti cannon is not a weapon.”
Rosa: “With you it is.”
Rosa had a ton of respect for you, though, because she’s lowkey the same way
The squad taking bets on who has more stuff hidden on them
I’m picturing like a scene where you each take a turn pulling out a weapon and it just keeps getting more ridiculous as you one-up each other
Rosa: *pulls out an axe*
You: *takes out an even bigger sword*
As much as the squad loved you, they always fought over who had to team up with you on events that involved security checkpoints
Because getting you through security took forever
The metal detector would just keep going off and you’d be like “oh yeah I forgot about the knife in this secret pocket on my pants.”
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