#b00tyliciousconfessions

But now? This wondrous trip has him in his feelings, mainly because you see nothing wrong with going on it without him with a guy who clearly has feelings for you.

"We always go on holiday together," you reason while packing your luggage, including very revealing swimwear that catches your boyfriend's eye. The thought of you frolicking around in Saint Lucia in that with him is sounding alarm bells.

"That was before you were in a committed relationship. Don't you think it's kind of... questionable to travel and room with another guy without me?"

Of course, when you bring up this latest disagreement with your bestie - whom you tell everything, another source of tension - he has thoughts on it.

And those thoughts are that your boyfriend is pathetic and insecure.

"Seriously? He gave you a fucking ultimatum!?" He gives a harsh laugh devoid of humor while he plates the food he just cooked - a rich, creamy pasta with fresh herbs and homemade garlic bread.

You shrug, examining a cherry tomato before popping it into your mouth. "He thinks that it's inappropriate, that there are certain boundaries in relationships..."

"Bullshit. Boundaries are for the person that makes them, not something to impose on others," your friend says, grabbing the wine glasses, "We've been vacationing and traveling together for years without issue. It's a tradition. Yet this guy you've known for - what? A few months? Is trying to put an end to it?"

"I know. I think it all has to do with him being unable to afford it."

"So that means you should deprive yourself?"

"No, I'm still going. That's why he's so mad right now."

"Well, he can put on a cape and be Super Mad. I'll send him pictures of all the fun we're having."

GWORL START WRITING NOW!! the people need it. me being people xx

GUYS!

i have found my husband.

his height alone. ready to be a trad wife for this new zealander.

Oh, and do not let him find out that your latest dusty is trying some 50/50 bs, or making you pay at all for that matter.

"What the fuck is he there for, huh? A real boyfriend should be covering everything," your bestie complains while you try defending him.

"There's nothing wrong with sharing expenses..." You say, but it sounds flimsy even coming from you.

"Think about it: do I even let you reach for your wallet when we're at a store or restaurant?" He asks, arms crossed while watching you, "Have you ever had to pay rent in all the time you've lived in the condo I gave you?"

"... no." Your bestie is so quick with brandishing his credit cards and checkbook that you gave up long ago even trying to retrieve your wallet. Any time you mention via text you're heading to the salon, he's wiring you money for your appointment seconds later.

"Exactly. Because a true man? Is a provider. His job is to care for you, and your job is to let him instead of settling for these guys who penny pinch."

bro.

I’m telling you THIS is the energy i want.

oh a man like this could breed me anytime, anywhere, anyway he wanted.

🎸🎸🎸🎸

rockstar!husband!oc

Perhaps thicc!black!reader started off as one of his groupies who made every other groupie jealous because we're clearly his favorite - always invited into his private quarters, always sitting in his lap, lounging naked on his bed while he's working on a new song that we probably inspired.

He's always horny after performances, fucking us in his dressing room or on the luxurious tour bus.

smth abt a man with long hairc big biceps, and a slutty waist, makes me FERAL. gimme that dick.

i am merging this with the other fic x

snowboarder!boyfriend!oc who is from an influential and wealthy family involved in the lucrative winter resort industry, as well as owning a high-end line of luxury winter apparel that is worth billions. being born into such a prestigious family ensured he had a life of utmost privilege with elite private schools and fancy holidays.

an adrenaline junkie, he's always been an extreme sports enthusiast - skydiving, paragliding, mountain biking, and of course, skiing and snowboarding. his instagram chronicles his exhilarating adventures, the kind of content that makes people feel like they're wasting their lives.

guys go follow! @russianspacegeckosexparty

im reading and im HOOKED. y’all be prepared xx

He teases you about the way you squirm from the lotion being cold, straddles your sumptuous thighs as he works it into your skin, leans down to whisper things in your ear that elicit giggles. When he gets to your enormous ass, he gives it playful little smacks and takes his time rubbing them.

There are other beach goers who have stopped whatever it was that they were doing so they can drool over the scene. They automatically think you two are together.

y’all know i don’t play about my man!! for those who don’t know, the adonis pictured is my husband.

he knows that he’s way better than your current bf and lives to make him jealous. it’s gotten so serious that everyone online thinks y’all are dating.

at the beach in your tight bikini bottoms, your cheeks are hugged so well and get both men and women alike turning their heads.

FC: Dylan James Anderson

He's one of the most in demand in the industry, having worked with many of the biggest stars from Rihanna and Beyoncé and Usher to Janet Jackson and Mariah Carey. The man is a goddamned musical genius that everyone is desperate to work with as he always elevates whatever project he works on.

What's the male equivalent of a bad bitch? Because that's what he is, for sure. He has men and women alike losing their minds. Let's just say the modeling world is lucky he didn't go into that field because many of them would be out of jobs.

Thicc!Curvy!Reader meets him by pure chance at a high-end Miami nightclub that we somehow managed to gain entrance to because we know somebody who knows somebody. Plus, we more than met the beauty standards, so the bouncer waved us in while stealing looks at our voluptuous ass.

The second he lays eyes on us, everything else ceases to exist. He's performing that night and invites us on stage with him so we can see everything from his perspective as he works. Before we know it, he's asking us out on a date and showing us around this beautiful city we've recently moved to.

Word spreads fast as people see us on his arm, bringing us as his date to exclusive industry parties. He'll smirk and whisper in our ear that everyone in the room is drooling over us. He gets off on other people lusting over his boyfriend.

He owns his own luxurious yet sleek modern penthouse with breathtaking panoramic views of the city, and he basically moves us in so gradually and subtly that we don't really notice.

This man never allows us to even reach for our purse or wallet, paying for everything from dates to vacations to our self care days at spas. He insists on paying for our nails and takes us on shopping sprees at the mall.

That man insists on us sitting full weight on his face like it's a chair and will hold tight onto us so that we can't pull away. He's constantly grabbing, smacking, and rubbing on our bountiful ass. We tease him about being obsessed, which just makes his grin widen.

He doesn't give a fuck about the casual homophobia in the rap and hip-hop community and couldn't care less about the way his fellow artists who hold bigoted views think he's making a mistake having such a public relationship with us.

guys i have found the love interest for my bday fic!

everyone say thank you to my icon adam for this idea

<3

The thought of Reader having a small dick works even if there's no humiliation angle. Because Reader is so curvy and thicc, with an ass that's sinfully fat and luscious, your partners are just entirely focused on that. So much so that your dick probably never gets touched at all but there's no need, because you can cum so easily through just your ass.

Husband!Joe Burrow never has to touch your dick and sometimes, in the heat of the moment, forgets you have one since he refers to your ass as a pussy or cunt. He's obsessed with how wet and creamy your hole can be.

DREAMMMM!

lowk tmi - ik atrophy is so painful but there a smth about not using your dick and focusing only on anal pleasure that has me feeling SOOO fem xx