Beelzebub: I’m not cute! I’m a big scary demon and everyone fears me!
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Beelzebub: I’m not cute! I’m a big scary demon and everyone fears me!
What everyone else hears:

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“Ask” universe: revolution, building families, constanst angst healing from centuries of abuse and trauma
“thereal” universe: seven idiots learn what feelings are and try not to die
@askbeelzebub @askarchangelgabriel @askcrowley-g-o @ask-the-infernal-siblings @disposable-demon
((imagine the buzzfeed unsolved guys trying to investigate the base))
(( They could probably make an entire 5-minute segment just on the Human Teeth Dentistry sign))
((my shitposting has reached a new tier.))
@askbeelzebub @askcrowley-g-o @disposable-demon @askarchangelgabriel))
@askbeelzebub
it’s Beezy, bitch

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Askverse morals: hold your loved ones close. Rise up against those that try to crush you. Never stop fighting, even when it becomes almost impossible to go on. There is beauty in the universe.
therealverse morals: feel your feelings and plant some fucking plants
another shitpost because mod human is tired
therealbeelzebub: I feel like the other Lord B is a more dignified, less impulsive, and overall more demonically aligned version of myself.
askbeelzebub: I've adopted this dangerous child and I have no idea what I'm going to do with it
therealbeelzebub: ...
therealbeelzebub: forget everything I just said
(( Have. A thing ))
@the-super-mays @la-na-da @nat1-charisma @thisfurrydoesntknowwhatshesdoing