#azul'de

Azul’de: Colicoids you say?”

Pirell: Yes... they are an insectoid race....

Azul’de: are they fuckable?

Pirrel: ah... what...

Azul’de: it’s a yes or no question Maj...yes or no. do they have an ovipositor? A goatse? a tab A or Slot B? or C both of the above?

Pirrel: ... SECURITY.

Morgeer: Morgeer:

Azul’de: *grinning inanely*

Mako: No! bad slut! *squirt bottle* we are not making the pussy licking pussy pussy joke bad! *squirt bottle*

Azul’de” *hisses*

LATER ON YAVIN

*Mako banging head on wall*

Azul’de bragging: I’ve got the censor bar in 12 systems!

Mako: we’ve been BANNED from 12 systems

Azul’de: cheer up. next is Nar Shardaa The Hutts love me. 

Mako: *cries*

*eidalon pre-killed by Hutt Cartel.* *Hutts giving thumbs up* 

Azul'de: *raises hand* Is WAP an instrument?

Amun Raa: no. Mother, WAP is not an instrument.

Azul'de: *raises hand again*

Amun Raa: a skin flute is not an instrument either mother

Azul'de: *puts hand down*

Ka'Akasti: do instruments of torture count?

Azul'de: when do we start kicking?

Amun Raa: *pinches bridge of nose* that's... a chorus line...

Azul'de: waaah haha! *kicks thoth*

Thoth: why you... *starts fighting Azul'de* fight goes out the door*

Azul'de in distance: AAAACCCCCCCHHHH

*peeks head in in* whoever's the owner of the the white vectron, you left your lights on.

*has been shoved through a gonk droid by thoth* *sits down* GONK.

DAY TWO

Amun Raa: ok I have a theory. People talk loud to make others think they're smart right?

Skarabe: CORRECT

Amun Raa: so if we play loud people might think we're good. One two three...

*LOUD OBNOXIOUS BAND NOISES*

Amun Raa: or.. maybe we should play so quiet no-one can here us....

Tutenkamun: maybe we wouldn't sound so bad if some people didn't play with BIG CYBORNETIC CLAWS

Akh Akasti: what did you say?

Wraith Akasti: Punk!

Tutenkamun: BIG CYBERNETIC CLAWS

Bey'wan Aygo: Time for the Mandatory drug tests of All Alliance Personel.  Azul’de is first

Raa: *Laughing*

Vette: I mean objectively, why bother? we all know how this is gonna turn out...

Koth: Yeah... she is going to bomb this test with flying colors.

Lana: everyone means everyone Koth. That’s why we’re getting her out of the way first.

Azul’de: There. can I go now? I got a bottle of booze and a twilek with my name on them waiting for me in my quarters.

Lana: I don’t understand... This can’t be right. It says you have a Blood Alcohol Content of ‘1′

Theron: You mean like... .001?

Senya: no... probably more like, .1

Lana: no... I mean... like. ‘1′ as in ‘1.0′ ?? how? 

Raa: *laughing hysterically*

Azul’de: If you think that’s bad you should see all the spice crusting up my arteries, and lungs.

Lana: HOW ARE YOU STILL BREATHING

Azul’de: “Hedonism is a pathway to many abilities some would consider to be... unnatural. Anyway chow.”

As requested by @swtorpadawan​

Azul’de originally was created for the sole reason, that she shares a VA with Princess Azula. Grey de Lisle provides the voice for female bounty hunter.  So, Azul’de is of course a Powertech. That’s also where her name comes from.  Azula was of course taken, so we aliened it up a bit and made it Azul’de

She was originally a boosted toon, but was later deleted and remade so I could replay BH class story with her as a dark side hunter

I imagine her theme song as ‘Girls Just Wanna have fun’ by Cyndi Lauper, with the cringy 80s vibe to match

I played her as an entirely comical character and as a result she became a drunk, a slut, and a spicehead, who is my garbage baby and an absolute mess.

The above screenshot shows her in her ‘Hutt Cartel Executioner’ outfit

Azul’de crusing the Hutta Swamps.

"Any man may sleep with me, so long as he is willing to be beheaded in the morning!"-- Cleopatra (allegedly) took the old myth about the Eqyptian Queen and Applied it to Azul'de. Much to her Hutt Friend's delight. A show before the execution.

The Pyrotech Bounty Hunter Azul'de is infamous for her drunken, deboucherous Shenanigans.  She is on most cases, either drunk off her ass on a deadly of spice, booze, adrenals and stims, waiting for the hooker she ordered, or with the sort of hangover that would make sane beings beg for death.  On the one occasion I did roleplay her as on the job, she was a brutal, sociopathic, reckless killer caring little for collateral damage, or fallout.  In fact, in this instance, their op required access to imperial datafiles.  before this however, they needed a security blackout to break into the imperial op center. Azul'de to Guard at powercenter: “Wanna see my knockers?” *uses flaming fist uppercut* “KNOCK KNOCK” She then proceeds, to clear out the op center with an isotope 5 rocket launcher, and simply wades through the wreckage, killing even incapacitated guards to get her objective.  only to subsequently find out, their target, an identity slicer, had been someone she had casually shot earlier. fortunately, he was still alive, (bleeding out) and they were able to get alive. She also drunkenly punched two people in the crotch, and fell over a balcony and broke her legs. as guildmember @allvame​ (and unfortunate victim of her nonsense) once warned a fellow guild member, "ever hear the phrase, 'don't put your dick in crazy?' meet crazy" Basically, she'd rather be blitzed out with a few dancers in front of her, and one between her legs while she has some fun with fine drinks. so on the odd chance she has to head out and kill somebody, sobriety, and a tragic backstory makes her mean.

I also wrote up a full bio of her and her history, when I submitted this screenshot to deviantart. 

The holo news terminal flashed, a twilek, a Hutt slave still wearing her collar spoke. She was selected by her master for her beauty to be the news anchor.

"In other news, three more Hutt cargo cruisers taken by the Mandalorian Pirate Jetekara Renigan. The pirate is known to frequent the hutt casinos in spite of crimes against the cartel where he cheats the Honorable cartel at games of chance, operate a smuggler outfit and affiliate with numerous enemies of the cartel. The cartel has raised his bounty to a quarter of a million credits"

"Quarter mil? Not damn high enough." Said the Mirialan Mandalorian sipping soup from a small bowl.”

Akaavi commented, “I will say though, the price on your head has certainly earned you some infamy.  Even the Republic and Empire are warry of us now. They’ve started referring to our lurking grounds on the Hydian Way as ‘Renegan’s Reach’.”

“Hmm.” said Renegan. He glanced at Akaavi, he reached out and tweaked one of the horns on her head affectionately. She blushed, and turned away, but looked back quickly. pretending not to be embarrassed, but it was obvious she liked the attention, despite the odd token of affection.

“Your brother has decided to take that cowardly twilek and his whore wife in as well. La’Roche used to screw his way accross the Galaxy... before things got serious with Risha.”

“I remember.  May have to talk to Sithspawn when we get back to Korriban Cove.  We need a big job.  You’d think I’d be infamous by now.” Renegan said

“You were the one who chose this path, Jetikara. Glory by crime.  Speaking of which. It appears we are being watched.” Akaavi said jerking her head.

A Mandalorian stood in the nearby shadows of an awning. Black and red armor with a Red Cloak covered him.  He wore a Mandalorian Clansman’s Helm with its tall crest, and an antena on it, as well as the search light on the side.  He seemed to be standing still, and merely monitoring the crowd. However, one person seemed to walk by, and that was that. Jetekara cocked his head.  he put on his helm and activated the HUD.  He looked around.  Nothing. No-one. not a single person. He narrowed his eyes, and continued looking.

“Left or right?” Jetekara asked

“Twenty credits says right...” Akaavi answered as she reached for her blaster.

“Looks like we’re even.” The Mandalorian said. He was seated right next to Renigan Blaster out.

Jetekara could practically read his smug grin.  “Double or nothing?” he asked.

La’Wrathe removed his helmet, and set it on the table. he looked at the other two mandos and shrugged.  “My Girl’s not here to spar with Akaavi. otherwise, I might say yes.” 

“Mako is more firey than most give her credit. A worthy bride for Mando’ade. I’m surprised you haven’t brought her into the Clans yet.”

La’Wrathe nodded. “We’re getting there. Congrats on the Bounty, by the way. Thought this might cheer you up.”

La’Wrathe put a bounty puck on the table, and the holo of Renegin appeared on the counter, along with an Imperial file. Wrathe continued talking. “That number you did on Taral V really got them steamed.  Running an op while stealing a computer for the republic?  Took away a lot more than that lots of valuable sith relics. La’Roche has his name on the Black List now. And you’re one big gig from making it.  Don’t tell anybody I told you, but some Sith bigwig is moving some cargo.  Think his name’s Thanatan.  Apparantly there’s the usual Sith Bullshit going on, and he wants something stashed somewhere.”

“Who’s his target?” asked Renegan.

“eh?” asked La’Wrathe

“The usual sith bullshit is trying to kill somebody for their riches. Who’s Thanaton’s rival?” asked Renegan

“Some new kid. Kallig, I think.” Wrathe said.

“Well... might be some profit in it.” Renegan said

“Are you little shits really sitting here in the damn open?” a woman’s voice demanded.

Renegan turned to see a rather promiscously dressed sith pureblood pointing a blaster at the group.  Her breasts were all but exposed in the slavegirl style top, while its red loincloth dangled in front of a standard pair of pants, with armor plates on the sides of her thighs. meanwhile, she wore boots equiped with rockets and pair of heavy bracers with gold plates on her hands and rings on her fingers. She wore a gold scanner on her eye as well.

“And what the kriff are you doing here Wrathe? This is my turf?”

“Watch this one. She’s got a love of spice, and no crotch in those pants.” Wrathe said as he put on his helm. Wrathe began to walk away. Don’t kill each other. This one’s my brother, and she’s Tut’s mother.” 

“She’s a Cartel Thug and a spice slut.” Akaavi commented as she drew her tribal electrostaff.

“And don’t forget it.” Snarled Azul’de

“She’s too drunk to know who we are even?” asked Jetekara.

“Like I said... Don’t kill each other.” Wrathe said as he used his jetpack to rocket off.

Jetekara watched him go with a grin.

Akaavi smirked “thirty to one odds his HK droid is up there and....”

A rocket hit the ground nearby and Azul’de jumped, the towering Mirialan charged her with his arm outstretched and clotheslined the sith, sending her down into the pavement, Renegan bent, scooped her up, and hurled her into a small hutt where a prostitute was advertising herself.  Azul’de crashed through the window.

“Fitting. given the stories I’ve heard.” said Akaavi.

The two Mandalorian Pirates put on their helmets and rocketed off into the Nar Shadda Night. on a rooftop, La’Wrathe was crouching next to an HK droid holding an Amban Sniper Rifle.

“You’re getting better at using a sniper rifle.” a Woman’s voice said, “Torian teaching you?” Mako asked.

“Nah. HK did but Torian helped.”

“Praise: My Master shows promise. That he came to me to teach him was a most pleasant recognition of my efficiency. Addendum, I enjoy my new Rifle Master, it is easy to tell whom I have terminated when they are disintegrated. Easier to praise my aim.” HK said

“Noted.” Wrathe said, he smirked. “Well Damn.”

“What? Mako asked

“Big Bro was after the same target. Arcan’s goon. let him have this one.”

Wrathe said as he watched Jetekara walk by with a carbonite bounty, he scanned the crowd.

“I think he just happened to land there.” Mako said

“Opinion: Your adopted brother continues to defy all calculations of odds Master. I can only deem this likely, at this point.” HK-51 stated

“Well, if Jetekara took down Zinda Kent, That Just Leaves Kreegan Ramar.” La’Wrathe said, “Time to make that Jawa Happy.”

“Blizz or Meerko?” Mako joked, “But on the subject of ‘Lucky’ Renegan... I NEED to see him play sabbacc with Gault again. the look on Gault’s face was PRICELESS.”

Azul'de: sitting bolt upright screaming loud enough they can hear her scream on the other side of the galaxy THE SPICE IS GONE!??!?!?!?!?!

*cue disturbance through the force that sends entire star systems and galactic orbits off kilter*

Every single sane, clean, non-addicted, anti spice person in the galaxy and adjacent galaxies: HUR

RY YOU FOOLS! MAKE MORE SPICE BEFORE SHE ARRIVES

*large doomsday style implosion from the other side of the planet*

Almost Champion Rank with Gree Enclave

Azul’de running Gree Event with Exposed Scalene Armor Set

20 Gree Currency Tokens

1- (1) Gree NPC Stronghold decoration costing Champion Rank with Gree Enclave, and 20 Event Tokens

Azul’de : (no eyebrows) wiggles sith pureblood brow ridges

Gree Scientist: is studying Pureblood Mating habits with social interations with ‘passionate sith/ Drommund Kaas Debauchery/ Hutt Hedonism thrown in

Azul’de: Said it was ‘for Science’