Valkorian the Pass Around Ghost
Senya and Skarabe: *fucking*
Senya: no it's too embarrassing... *Smiling*
Senya: you're better than my husband! better than Valkorian!
Valkorian: That's undignified!
Senya: I love cucking him. Harder Skarabe! I’m yours!
Valkorian: That's it! I'm getting a new Outlander! *Goes to Lana and Raa's room*
Raa: *tied to bed with mask and ballgag*
Lana: *riding Raa* get out. *Glares at Valkorian*
Valkorian: *now knows what getting dommed by Lana just by talking to her feels like*
Valkorian: *goes to Thoth in cantina* your family are degenerates
Valkorian: I didn't even bother with the young warrior. At least he was dominating the young twilek
Thoth: Tut and Vette are probably the worst. It's mostly Vette. she’s a submissive and disgusting pervert. did you try our Mandalorian friend?
Valkorian: I can sense the base shaking from here. How are a bounty hunter and slicer throwing things around so much.
Thoth: young love *retches*
Valkorian: I'd like to discuss a mutually beneficial...
Khem Val: *wearing bow tie and carrying a severed head like flowers* I’m here for our date little sith
Thoth: oh Khem, you shouldn’t have!
Valkorian: FOR KRIFFS SAKE
*finds azul’de passed out in a drainage gutter*
Good. her mind is empty already. possessing her should be no problem.
*is falling down a kaliedoscope of colors and sensations*
WHAT FRESH MADNESS IS THIS.
how many... HOW MANY DRUGS... WHAT IS THIS MAD ILLUSIONARY HELL.
Azul’de: its called spice. woof. i haven’t heard voices since those shrooms i got on taris.
Come to mommy... *holds up drug injector*
Valkorian: *still screaming as he continues falling into an abyss of spiral colors*
*1 year later* *on Nar Shaddaa*
Skarabe: where the kriff have you been?
Azul’de: it was some orgy. idk i was blitzed or fucked silly for most of it.
Amun Raa: secondary problem. perhaps more important.
Lana: yes. Valkorian is gone.
Azul’de: ask the force ghost.
Valkorian: *rocking himself in the fetal position* so many drugs. so much alien penises. I feel so violated in every orriface. oh god... so violated *sobbing*
Lana: well. that’s one way to destroy the emperor i suppose.
Azul’de: you think your force ghost buddy got destroyed? you should take a look at my...
Amun Raa, Tutenkamun, etc : shutup mom/ Azul’de
Valkorian: *whispers* violated...
