#azarry

i miGhT be there??? i honestly have no clue rn but it looks like i won’t be at home until august lmao so i’ll be in london or kent i guess (which is only like 25 mins away on the train)

omg how have you done that :X if my mum wasn’t so up in my business 24/7 then i probs could have but shit

please i KNOW !!!! i dont care how much this hair weighs i look sikkkkk + i want everyone to eat! it! up!

literally applied bc i saw 33% staff discount 

i know....that’s the worst part....i know it’s gonna happen and i can’t stop it

no offence but help me create the vicky pullen™ brand and be my southern hemisphere partner or smth

truly i was. i got stalked by 3 weirdos tho. one of them came up to me and whispered in my ear, “i’ve been waiting for you all night” and i was ???? and while innocently looking for a lighter i was pulled into someone’s lap to talk about my poetry which was cool 4 my ego

NAH SON these are r so much better right, much less try-hard 2 be c00l and much more “im gonna crouch here artfully with a pen in my mouth and there’s ink on my face but i still look hot”