a quick summary of Saeru + Azami + Mary theories, pt. 1
Saeru: am snake
Saeru: snakes are NOT HUMAN
Saeru: snakes don't know "feelings"
Saeru: snake DO find humans "interesting" (see: Novel 2, Azami's earliest MEMORY is a chat with a SNAKE)
Saeru: not me though
Saeru: humans irritating. do not like
Azami: hi.
SAERU:
Saeru: maybe I'll stick by her for a while
Azami, years later: marries Tsukihiko
Tsukihiko: ( DIES )
Shion: ( SUCKED INTO THE DAZE )
AZAMI: I HATE EVERYTHING
AZAMI: WHY IS IT ONLY JUST ME
AZAMI: DON'T WANNA STAY IN THIS "WORLD" ANYMORE
SAERU:
Saeru:
Saeru, NOT ACTUALLY as Saeru ? but as the "Wide Eyed Snake" of Kagepro lore, note how this "title" is DIFFERENT from "Clearing Eyes"?: did you know that if you created the "Kagerou Daze" you could stay there with no other of those awful humans for an eternity
AZAMI:
Azami: ... ( you have a point )
Azami: ( GOES IN ALONE )
Outer Science pv Saeru: ( except I may be in here too ) ( who even knows anymore ) ( SIDU SURE LOVES USING TELEVISION SCREENS FOR EMPHASIS AND FORESHADOWING )
TELEVISION SCREENS / TVS: APPEAR IN MULTIPLE PVS, PROBABLY MORE THAN YOU REALIZE
most of Kagepro fandom: ( DOES NOT NOTICE THIS AT ALL )
Saeru: anyway so regardless of that I somehow found a way INTO THE HUMAN WORLD anyway
Saeru: I'm gonna possess this scientist dude. Maybe in other Routes I DON'T possess him first. Maybe that's HIGHLY SIGNIFICANT maybe
ANYONE POSSESSED BY A SNAKE: "DIES" WHEN THE SNAKE LEAVES THEIR BODY
KENJIROU:
Saeru: :) bye
Kenjirou, some Routes BUT NOT ALL: ( very dead )
Saeru: ok so I'm now gonna plot A LOT OF VERY COMPLICATED THINGS
Saeru: am snake. snakes like "wishes"
Saeru: "WISHES" keep me FUELED and EXISTING
Saeru: I like wishes. gonna EAT them
Saeru: how do I accomplish this
Saeru: gonna built AN ENTIRE ARTIFICIAL CITY
Saeru: gonna CONTROL THIS ENTIRE ARTIFICIAL CITY
Saeru: POLICE. CORRUPTED POLITICIANS. HOSPITALS.
SAERU: S C H O O L S oh hey isn't that the CAPTIVATING GIRL
Saeru: hehehe "A BOY WOKE UP IN HIS BED~~~"
Saeru: "WHAT TIME IS IT NOW~~~~~"
Saeru: "on August 15th a girl awoke upon her bed AND SHE SAID" "I FAILED THIS TIME TOO" "as she cradled a single"
SAERU: "CAT" right
SAERU, NOVELS ROUTE, PHONING HIYORI EARLIER ON, CONFIRMED (AGAIN) BY THE OFFICIAL GUIDE 2016: girl. hey girl. I'm totally your "uncle" Kenjirou. COME INTO THE CITY
MOST OF THE FANDOM, NOT KNOWING THIS CIRCA 2016, BECAUSE, IT, WAS, NOT, TRANSLATED:
it kinda was in the 2014 guide though which WAS except everyone forgot this "timeline" of the "Routes" EXISTED:
Hiyori: OK maybe I'll see THAT IDOL MOMO KISARAGI there isn't she doing AUTOGRAPHS it's my ONE CHANCE or MAYBE ... I'LL ... SEE ... SOMEONE ... ELSE .....
Saeru: yep
Saeru, VIA HIYORI: boy. hey boy. COME INTO THE CITY
Saeru: ( THE CITY THAT I CLEARLY MADE ARTIFICIALLY )
HIBIYA:
Saeru: :) bye
Saeru: this may be irrelevant but did you know I use "kimi" ('gentler' / common / standard Japanese for 'you') as "Kuroha" and "omae" ('rougher' / ruder Japanese for 'you') as the "Wide Eyed Snake" and this was confirmed by the novels an ETERNITY ago does this mean anything . maybe I'm just messing with you. maybe Jin's heavily implying something with my speech pattern. maybe I'm just creepy snake MAYBE-----
Saeru: ( ALSO MAYBE I'M IMMORTAL )
