I was just reminded of The Pickle Priest and the thought of Ryland off-handedly mentioning him to Simon is frying me
Ryland lamenting while theyβre still on the Hail Mary that MAN he really misses a dang good pickle and he would have loved to have gotten a chance while he was still on Earth to be blessed by The Pickle Priest and Simon βformer member of a Tree worshipping death cultβ NoLastName is staring at him like βRyland what the fuck are you talking about????β
Mans very nearly becomes convinced that while Mars was out here worshipping plants and trees and soil, Earth just casually developed some kind of religious reverence specifically for pickles















