#ayebrooklyn

General:

Rate the Ship -  Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs

How long will they last? - Well, I mean, if Bex keeps sending me picture of them with their kids I will cry but these two are in for the for the long run - I mean once they start running, right now they’re jogging.

How quickly did/will they fall in love? - well they’ve known each other for what? four months, I don’t know fam when it happens it will happen but #maybsfailex2k16

How was their first kiss? - who the fuck, when the fuck gimme a few minutes. it was here

Wedding:

Who proposed? -  hmm, idk maybs alex.

Who is the best man/men? - Joe, maybs Alex’s brother, luke, Jason & Brennan

Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - Popps, um idk mayb Alex’s sisters tbh

Who did the most planning? - Alex’s mom

Who stressed the most? - Alex’s mom

How fancy was the ceremony? -  well since Alex & Faith were like ‘ how do you do the wedding thingy, they just left it to Alex’s mom and it probably resembles kim k’s wedding with kris Humphries but it was probs litBack of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Aspen but like only cause Alex lowkey didn’t wanna rub it in his face. & I feel like maybe Kai but mayb not ( the guest list & food, literally all alex n faith r gonna argue abt tbh)

Sex:

Who is on top? - Switch

Who is the one to instigate things? - Faith

How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

How long do they normally last? - i plea the fifth ( probs quite a while)

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - yeahhhh

How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? - two or more max four tho

How many children will they adopt? -  I don’t think any but maybs one.

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? -

Who is the stricter parent? - ( the question i always mentally debate) depends on what happened probably Alex

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - idk maybs both maybs neither

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Alex

Who is the more loved parent? - Faith

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings?- Neither 

Who cried the most at graduation? - Alex

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Faith

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? - Neither 

Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Alex

Who does the grocery shopping? - Switch

How often do they bake desserts? - ( we don’t leave them in the kitchen for fire hazards)

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Meat

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - alex????

Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Neither but probably Alex

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - BOTH ( I would like to point out that neither of them can cook/ attempt to cook bc of this)

Chores:

Who cleans the room? - Neither

Who is really against chores? - Both

Who cleans up after the pets? - Alex

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Faith

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Neither

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Faith

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Alex

Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Alex

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - only on christmas & the occasional valentines day

What are their goals for the relationship? -( childish gambino voice ) I’ll stay right by your side till 3005 - go long term n have a fam n not die.

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Both