#aybss

This was supposed to be a gif, but the site used wanted to be a dick and a half, so here’s a video of Poor Nathan and his hungry stalker. RUN NATE RUN!!!!

I maneuvered through the ocean of people, trying to get away before i got pulled in deeper into the vast aybss. I felt like i was a submarine captain, trying to navigate through enemy filled waters without detection. As i made one or to sharp cuts, i finally saw daybreak. Freedom.

I squeezed through a herd of people. i was going to be free until,

"Do you not see the lines?" said a customer. She had black hair and a black dress. Something about her threw off a bitch vibe. I had seen her from a distance but assumed i could avoid her detection. I was unbelievably wrong. She was like a serpent lurking in the grass. Waiting for me to move just to the right spot. Just so she can lunge at me so she can wrap herself around me and suck the life out of me. I looked ahead at the opening that i saw. It was gone, along with my hopes of having a good day.

"I'm sorry ma'am?" I said with hesitation. I have been in situations like this before. Through prior experience i have learned the best way to get out of these situations is to be calm and patient, a way out will present itself.

"The lines are long, and people are going through the ten items or less lane with more than 10 items. Can they not read? why does no one say anything?" She exclaimed.

Before, when i was young, stupid, and nice i would have sat there and let her squeeze the life out of me.  I have matured. I will not sit there and let them do what they want with me.

" I don't know what to tell you ma'am. They probably do not know how to read. I didn't see them walk into the lane, i was literally just walking by you, i don't know if you saw me doing that, but i did. Now that their stuff is on the belt i am not going to tell them to take all the stuff off. If you don't like it, you can talk to the manager in the front. Either way they are the ones that will be doing the deed of informing customers that can not read on what the signage says."