but didn't you have this AU where he and Jeyne adopt a bunch of kids?? ? or wasn't that theon? XD I am so confused rn, but that would come close to kindergarten teacher :D
no that was me but thereâs a reason I never got the guts to repost it to ao3, I still donât like it as much as I wish I did XD that stated it was post-ramsay canon theon handling a bunch of orphans without a family from various ages but one would think more from five/six onwards than less, Iâm fairly sure that modern au theon that has not gone through that, would have to handle other peopleâs kids and who most probably has the modern au equivalent of his acok issues would shoot himself in the head before being given the responsibility of a bunch of children under the age of five. XDDDD
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I thought of sth! So how about Jake asking (forcing) Roland + Eddie to go trick-or-treating with him. Modern AU. Or you make it HS AU verse and the whole squad taking Jake trick-or-treating and using it as an excuse to force Roland to dress up, too.
I bet Roland dresses up as a cowboy or sth and Bert thinks its suuuuper lame b/c he does that since heâs 6 or sth. Oh, also make Oy into a dog or a ferret and give him a costume, too?
OKAY GUYS HIGH SCHOOL AU VERSE I DECIDED. (for anyone who hasnât followed the saga, basic background: everyone is in hs, roland/bert/alain/susan are in the second to last year when it starts and probably in the last one now, eddie/susannah are two years younger, jake is the kid from the middle school section they more or less adopted, roland and eddie are ridiculously married and rolandâs in the drama club. okay we can go on.)
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âRoland, seriously?â
â⌠What is your problem?â
âWhat is your problem. My problem is that I thought you could, you know, change costume for once?â
âI havenât dressed up for Halloween in years, so what? And do I have to remind you that you were the one insisting for the gunslinger costumes last year?â
Alain sighs deeply and decides that itâs time to stop that argument before it starts. âRoland, he means that when you still did, you always picked the same costume, which I see hasnât changed after all. The fact that last year he happened to think he wanted it, too, is probably not the point.â
Roland shrugs and fixes his poncho over his shoulder. âWhy should I change? I didnât even need to go buy one.â
Cuthbert groans out loud. âI would have bought you one if it meant youâd rise above the complete lameness of going as Clint Eastwood every damned time.â
âDo you think I care?â Roland replies with absolute nonchalance. âBesides, I have my reasons.â
âReasons?â
âYouâll see in a bit.â
âFine, fine, weâll see your reasons. By the way, did Susan say sheâd come here or should we pick her up?â
âWe should pick her up, and the others said theyâd come together, so -â
âI still donât know who youâre supposed to be, by the way.â
Alain canât help the moment he turns towards Roland at the same time as Cuthbert, and it should probably be creepy that they both say seriously at the same time.
âWhat?â
âRoland, youâve been friends with this man since you were five and you canât recognize Freddie Mercury?â
âWho?â
âI donât know, the singer of my favorite band maybe?â
âOh, right, that guy above your bed.â
Cuthbertâs forehead meets his palm and Alain would really like to know how Roland did somehow manage to miss all the pop culture of the last four decades, not counting Clint Eastwood.
Alain is just happy that he eventually played it safe, rummaged through his dadâs clothes and put together a fairly passable version of Aziraphale from Good Omens - not many people will get it, but theyâll just figure heâs some weird character from some obscure fantasy book and leave it at that.
Anything as long as last yearâs Halloween party remains an occasion not to be repeated, but they should be steering clear of their high school building so thereâs no reason it might happen again.
He is kind of wondering how Cuthbert isnât dying of cold since going as Freddie Mercury means that heâs not wearing a coat or anything, but he looks plenty chipper for now, so heâll just postpone worrying.
And thankfully he hears shouting from across the road before Cuthbert can start asking Roland how he still canât remember the faces of any Queen member when that poster has been hung over his bed for years - good, theyâre here. If heâs not wrong Susannah is dressed like the maid from Rocky Horror, Jake is most probably Marty McFly if the red jacket and the pink skateboard are anything to go by, and Eddie -
Oh, no.
âSo, my costume was lame?â Roland says, sounding as close to gloating as Roland Deschain can get, anyway.
âEddie, please donât tell me that you and your boyfriend over there have the same costume because you agreed on that,â Cuthbert pleads the moment they get over to his doorstep.
Eddie, who had been not so subtly staring at Roland since they showed up, turns to look at him while he clutches at his own poncho - this one is dark, though, not green.
âActually, no. I mean, since this was the year and all, Jake and me here decided that we should both go as, yâknow, Marty McFly, except that Suze wasnât really up for that -â
âHow many times do I have to tell you I fell asleep during the first one?â Susannah sighs, not that Alain doesnât feel her. He liked those movies fine but he never felt the urge to watch them again.
âAnd so I figured I should go as Marty from the third movie. But Iâm just a ripoff, heâs the real deal I guess. And no, I had no clue he was going to wear this, not that I mind at all.â
And now theyâre back to making eyes at each other. To be honest it looks like they want to rip each othersâ ponchos off, at least.
Alain makes a vow to raid his fatherâs liquor cabinet when he gets home later, heâll sorely need that.
âSo, are we going getting free candy or what?â Susannah asks, bless her, interrupting the ridiculous stare exchange. Jake says something along the lines of yes, finally, because not to rain on your parade, Eddie, but after weâve heard you hope your boyfriend would dress the way he is right now Iâm so not interested in hearing the rest.
Right. Theyâre really fucking hopeless.
âYes, yes, weâre absolutely going,â he interjects, grabbing Cuthbert and telling him to lead the damned way to go get Susan so they can start hoarding on the free candy that heâll sorely need along with the alcohol not long from now.
His consolation is that even with these premises, it still doesnât look like it can end like last yearâs party. Unless -
âGuys, should we try knocking at professor Flaggâs door later, because -â Cuthbert starts, sounding actually excited about the prospect.
Alain should be fairly scared that five people at once say forget it before he can even finish asking that sentence, but by now heâs far beyond that.
Aww. <3 If you're still bored you wanna do EDWARD CANTOR DEAN, too? I love reading these headcanon things. :D
HAHAHAHA OKAY
E (How are they with children?): GREAT :D I mean have we seen this guy heâd be amazing with kids ;____;D (How they react to being flirted with?): depends on who but heâd probably be game for it, I mean heâd probably flirt back like no oneâs businessW (Can they dance?): not in the strict sense (I mean I doubt he can waltz or anything like that) but heâd totally be up for having a go at it :âDA (What are/were this characterâs best subjects in school?): lol Iâm not so sure that he has much of a chance to find out all things considered - I mean heâd have probably done great if he didnât have that completely shitty family/his brother doing his spiel but heâd have probably done fairly good in history/lit and also in stuff where you donât just have to use brains (I mean thereâs an auto shop class in US schools too from what I gather? XDD). and on logic-based stuff though since itâs canon that math is more of dettaâs thing than his probably just the branches of it where you have to go logically rather than just look at numbers.R (What are their hands like?) LONG FINGERS and long palms I think. fairly rough all over because never mind the guns in midworld, heâd probably have done chores around the house and he definitely couldnât afford to have nice soft skin XDÂ D (^^^)
C (Can they swim well?) most probably not. Like, I think he could get by but at most he and henry must have gone to the public pool once in a while and I doubt heâd go to the sea in NJ in summer, he probably can swim and keep afloat but from there to swimming well...A (^^^)N (What do they usually eat for breakfast?): in midworld whatever everyone else is eating, in NY coffee and crappy cereal most probably XDT (Where are they ticklish?): heâs not. XDDDO (What would it take to break them, inside and out?): HAHAHAHAHAHAH UHM ER I donât know heâs pretty tough. If his brother didnât, he can work through almost anything at this point XDDDR (^^^)
B (Do they have any allergies?): uhm nah I donât think so XD and even if he had some in the thirties I think heâs fairly over that kind of problem now XDDDU (Whatâs their voice like?): oh dear I default it to sebstanâs at this point since I watched catfa before the comics so... like his? XDDDC (Can they swim well?): with the job he has/what heâs been up to lately Iâd be surprised if he couldnât swim wellK (How do you know when youâve upset them?): in the thirties, if your name wasnât steve rogers, you probably wouldnât have known because heâd have acted it up and avoided showing it to anyone else, these days it depends on who you are. if youâre in his circle he just kinda shuts down but everyone notices so they solve it. if youâre not in his circle and youâre the bad guy of the week he probably just annihilates you on the spot XDY (What is one question theyâve always wanted an answer to?): how did Steve come into the world without any sense of self-preservation at all? by now he knows he wonât get an answer XDDD
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TOTES GOING TO CHECK IT OUT TONIGHT OMG IS IT THE WHOLE THING or does it have more than one part. I was kind of Internet dead the last week b/c of my assignments for university and OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE I MISSED THIS. YOU WILL HEAR FROM ME WHEN I (1/2)
WATCH IT I SUPPOSE. :D Also what I said in the ask tumblr ate... I was wondering if the unicorn thing wasn't after Cinderella. I also said that I was thinking of canon 'verse and about a und c cheering r up when the s drama started. OR a and xD Cuthbert joining Roland and Susan??? I DUNNO. I am ALSO always in for hs au mayne with eddie then? And so that they're older than... fourteen. XDD (3/3)
I donât remember but I think they were pretty much at the same time? the unicorn was def not long later XDDDD that said AAAH YES YES I REMEMBER WE CAN WORK WITH THIS. also yes pls notify me when u watch
