#axhiisms

Send me “Oh Come On You Look Cute.” for my muse in a randomly generated costume.

2. Only a hoodie that’s too big

Send my muse cheesy pick-up lines for their reaction

        They were having a group sleepover, and Chris was assigned to one of the guest rooms - his own bed for once, and not the floor. That’s what he liked most about sleepovers at his best friend’s house. He was just about to fall into a deep sleep, when he heard Ashley speaking to him. Chris pressed his face into the pillows, arms stretched out across the width of the bed, and legs crossed at the ankle. 

        “Nnnnn mmmph nnn.” Was the only response he could give her. 

     CHRIS HAD  just been staying here for his current place was being renovated; though now that he was here what he had FEARED came to light.   He didn’t actually want to leave..   of course how many hours he’s missed hasn’t gone un-noticed,  but Ash’s kid was so.. cute. Small.  Chris KNEW this wasn’t his kid; he tried to keep this in mind.. tried to not treat this child as his own, but it was pretty difficult. Especially when he saw Ash struggling with being a mother... not majorly, but -------   when he heard the crying, seeing how tired Ash is; he insisted he could calm them.   When he heard Ashley come up behind him, he smiled, turning slightly to face her.

                    &&      we sure are    CUTE    for    (  two ugly people.  )

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[ text ]: lol, ash, let me start out by saying            this isn’t sam. It’s Chris.[ text ]: The S and C are really far away on            the alphabet, how did you not notice            that? also. amazingly hot? ;)

172. “You got me, I’m a pope.” 

        As if she would believe something like that, but it wasn’t unlike Chris to throw out humour even at the most random times.