#awkz

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I went to the dentist and when he gave me a mirror to look at my teeth while he spoke to me, I was looking at my moustache instead of my teeth 😶

It’s so sweet when a non Muslim employer asks you if you need a place to pray. I was just thinking where am I going to pray Zuhur and then bhaaaaaaam she tells me I can pray in the office

when you accidentally like your own post on mobile, turn your laptop on to unlike it, and still can’t...

tonight I went to a couple bars and told a guy only to text me if he remembered my name but I didn’t remember his name and only learned it when he did text me so

when your ex company wants to all get dinner with you