#awkwardsalmon

1. Should all oppressed people be allowed refuge in America?

Ideally, yes. Realistically, I might advise them to check out Finland first.

2. You win $5mil from the Publisher’s Sweepstakes, and the same day that that Big Ed guy gives you the check, aliens land on the Earth and say they’re gonna blow up the world in two days. What do you do with the money?

I would spend the money on building a giant transistor that could transform the Earth's satellite phone network into an electric trap for the intruding spaceship, because that worked on Doctor Who once.

3. If you could only eat one kind of fruit for the next five years, what would it be?

Apples.

4. What’s your favorite Spice Girls song?

Tell Me What You Want not because it's the only one I know

5. Have you ever had a make out dream about someone that you never really thought about that way? WHO WAS IT? Tell me. I had one about Alexander Ludwig.

I've never had a make-out dream as far as I can remember, but I just googled Alexander Ludwig and I'm giggling.

6. What color is your favorite blanket?

It contains multitudes. I made it out of T-shirts.

8. If you could have a role in creating your favorite movie/tv show, what would it be? Like, would you act in The Walking Dead, be a writer for Doctor Who, do set design for a Tim Burton movie?

AhahaHAHAHA. This answer changes on a weekly basis, obviously, but as of right now, I'd definitely be a writer for The Thick Of It so that I could A. Bring back The Thick Of It and B. Reinstate Jamie as a regular character and C. Make Jamie admit his love for Malcolm

(oh god The Thick Of It would just become a docu-drama about Jamie and Malcolm's domestic life with lots of swearing and shouting and sex)

9. Who’s your favorite Queen from To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar ? If you haven’t seen this movie, excuse yourself from this post to go watch it.

Well. I put it on my list, and bumped it up a few places because I trust your taste. 

10. Who is your favorite Monster High character? Go to monsterhigh.com to check them out and get back to me. Seriously, this is life or death.

Abby Bominable, omg, I love how it just matter-of-factly states "Daughter of the Yeti" 

What is this what are you doing

11. How long have you been following me? Why?

Probably for like three years since you MADE ME GET A TUMBLR.

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Okay James, Elaine, and Lydia, time to do the things:

1. What's the funniest thing that has happened in the past year and/or ever? Just write the first thing that comes to your head. 

2. What's a book, show, or movie you wish you could read/watch over again for the first time just for the experience of discovery?

3. Write a song lyric that is relevant to your life right now

4. FAVORITE SONG EVER, GO, JUST ONE, YOU CAN ONLY PICK ONE.

5. What is something new that you want to learn?