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Poseidon you hangout with your kids or no .?
He does actually, but most of the time he's just there to listen to them yapping, esp Polyphemus after the incident.
He doesn't show himself to them tho, but they know he's there when they call for him
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Simon's dad, chuckling: I remember what it was like to try to impress a girl.
Simon: I'm gay, Dad.
Simon's dad: Oh, right, sorry.
Simon's dad: cute guy then.
*11 yo Delphi enters the office, pale as a ghost and holding her belly. Looks at Voldemort with watery eyes*
“Father? Have you seen mother or auntie Cissa? I can’t find them and I really need mother!” *holds her stomach tighter and cries in pain* “Father I’m not feeling well and I need mom can you summon her?!...I think I’m dying ” *starts sobbing* “my belly and back hurt very much...and...I’m...I need mom! Please hurry, I’m bleeding out!”
-Delphini unaware of what menstruations are
You’re mother is on assignment, and should be home by - you are bleeding? How? Are you injured? Have you - oh.Â
Ah.Â
Well.Â
This blood, well, you are not dying, Delphini. This thing occurs to all women, you know. It is a natural process and is a signal your body can now bear children. Not that you are going to be bearing any children any time soon. Now. Here, take this handkerchief, dry your eyes, yes. Come, let us floo to Malfoy manor. You can spend the evening with your Aunt Cissa. I will imagine you will drink hot cocoa, and eat chocolates, and gossip. This is what women seem to enjoy when this...happening occurs.Â
When your awkward dad wants to take a nice picture with you and your cute bf and you’re both internally cringing so hard
Just watched the new episode of boruto and realised that I am an idiot and that I hadn’t actually reposted the redraw of my akward!dadsuke fanart...
I’m just happy that they had a whole episode dedicated to sasuke realising he is a bit of a shit dad and trying to fix it and it kind of makes this old art more canonicalÂ
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Not the best quality but IVE DONE IT
I doodled some fanart while practicing anatomy. I’m pretty proud of it. Initially doodled Sarada with fogged up glasses from a hot drink but I’ve been rewatching naruto but the idea of awkward Dadsuke kept popping into my head, had to add him.
When dad takes staring contests too seriously!
