#awkswan

I hope my future wife shares my philosophy on alarms. The first two are gentle nudges, the next two are strong encouragements, followed by two warnings, and then finally the one you have to drag your ass out of bed for.

5 years of Spanish in school and I had no greater ambition than to pass the classes. 5 years later, give me a cute girl who doesn’t speak English and I’ve never been so motivated to learn something in my life.

Sometimes the music just doesn’t go loud enough to get you out of your feels.

When you’re of the philosophy that bitching about things won’t make them go any faster and only annoys the people around you, but the person you’re with does not share that philosophy.