#awesome clapbacks

Ok... what? 

First of all barriss, absolutely no one is telling you that you’re not allowed to enjoy Molly’s character or praise her for being good friend and godmother - this person is only saying you don’t need to unnecessarily bash other characters while you’re doing it. But of course, you sherlollians won’t miss a chance to twist johnlockers’ words to make them look sexist - it is your favorite hobby after all. You just assumed that because that person was a johnlocker, they MUST be a misogynist out to disregard Molly, because you ... ah, how do I phrase it... because your “hate is THAT engraved in you” and “being objective is too much to ask from some of ya’ll.” 

Second, the person is calling out your hypocrisy of praising one character and then right away hating on another - completely unnecessarily, may i add. The post wasn't even about John. It was totally possible for you to praise Molly here without shitting on John. But your response to this callout was to... lecture them about character hate? Right, because it’s okay for you to piss on John in every other breath but god forbid a johnlocker utter a peep about any female character. (Plus, this person didn’t even say anything bad about any of the women. You literally just pretended that they did, like wtf?) 

Third, if Sherlock and John are both such assholes, why do you ship them with the women you supposedly love so much? If they’re so awful, don’t you want better for Molly and Mary?... Hm?... *crickets chirping* 

[ johnlockers SLAYING it with the throw downs again. This is a good one. ]

Especially these parts: 

“That’s some rude shit, and if I had said that to any of the sherlollies I would have had my ass kicked and rightfully so. Don’t be all pissy now because John and Sherlock had a “moment.” 

“You claim that John is straight without giving me any solid evidence. Except that ‘he married a woman’ and ‘flirted with a woman on the bus.’ That’s all you got? Nice try. Bisexual men can have sex with women.” and “Just because he married a woman, has sex with women, and had a baby with one, does not take away his sexuality or make it invalid.” 

“I said that Sherlock wouldn’t have sex with Mary, because after Mary died, I saw a lot of headcanons saying that Mary went to Baker Street to have sex with Sherlock behind John’s back, and a lot of you were okay with that. That pissed me off, the hypocrisy. Oh, but John only texted a woman, and he gets thrown to the wolves. Okay. Fine. Sure Jan.”