#awesamdude transcript

*Text*: Sound effects *Laughs* *Sighs*

(Text): Actions, descriptions, or lulls (Pause) (Long Pause) (Looks away) (Loudly)

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DREAM: I can’t be telling people about the book, if i tell people about the book, then- then just, I dunno, everyone becomes too powerful, what if- what if the wrong person...knows it?

(Long silence)

DREAM: I mean, I’m the perfect person to know.

SAM: How are you the perfect person to know? You’re not the good guy, Dream. Don’t pretend like you’re the good guy. We both know that’s not true.

DREAM: I don’t think that I’m a bad guy.

SAM: How are you not the bad guy?

DREAM: Well, I think, there’s, yknow, good people do bad things.I think, yknow, it’s just, / a matter of perspective, good guys, bad guys….

SAM: /Bad people do bad things.

SAM: So what you did to Tommy. You were just a good guy, doing a bad thing? Making a mistake?

(Dream stays silent for a long while.)

DREAM: Look, just don’t tell Quackity.

SAM: Y'know what? I might tell Quackity. It depends on what kind of shenanigans I see…. This is-

DREAM: I’m telling you, this is the only thing- Look everywhere, this is the only thing-

SAM: I’ve already been looking everywhere, Dream. *Sigh*. I- Fine. Fine. I won’t tell Quackity you’re still here.

DREAM: ...Okay....

SAM: But-

DREAM: Cause… you know he’ll kill me. But you’ll still have to feed me, and you still have to, yknow-

SAM: I mean, I don’t have to…. You have a few potatoes in here, I see you’ve been...eating half meals, or what?

DREAM: Yeah, we’ve been saving them, but….

SAM: Saving them so you could escape, right? Out of this… tunnel you were going to dig, under-

DREAM: No! Because you gave us raw potatoes, and we don’t have food half the time, so we’re saving them.

SAM: ...Who’s idea was it to eat raw potatoes, Dream, let’s remember that.

SAM: Y’know what, stay here. Don’t come towards the bridge. (Sam turns to leave)

DREAM: No! Wait….

DREAM: Look, okay, at least… I dunno, what if you let me- what if I… Can you- I dunno, anything, I’ve been in here for so long, Sam.

(Sam silently looks at him) DREAM: Can I go to the courtyard, y'know… can I-

SAM: Dream, what do you mean “can I go to the courtyard”?! You-You’re…! *sigh* I just had a situation where you were- you looked like you had disappeared!

(long silence)

DREAM: ...It’s secure, though….

SAM: ...Yeah. Why is the courtyard secure? You wanted to see the light, Dream, you wanted to see the outside.

DREAM, quietly: Yeah….

SAM: Guess what, Dream. Guess what. Guess what happened to the courtyard.

(long silence)

SAM: I sealed it up.

DREAM: Alright, I get it-

SAM: I sealed it up, yeah, I sealed it up, yknow why I sealed it up, Dream? ...Because it was a security flaw!

DREAM: Well, I didn’t know that-

SAM: Because it was a security flaw, Dream, that’s why I sealed it up. And the prisoner didn’t need to see the light, remember? Oh, and the steak, remember the steak, remember the potatoes, the steak? The cows? I was gonna cook the cows?

DREAM: ...Okay, well I didn’t know that I was gonna end up in here.

SAM: Right, right, so it was okay as long as someone else was the one eating the raw potatoes.

(Dream is silent)

SAM: Right? That’s when it was- when it was okay, that way, right? But now that it’s you, it- it’s not as fun, right? Yeah. ...And we can’t go to the courtyard, Dream, that’s a big security issue, big security flaw.

DREAM: ...May-Maybe you were right….

SAM: You think so? ...I can’t believe this, Dream….

DREAM: I didn’t realize how, bad it was…. I thought they’d be fine with potatoes, I thought they’d be fine with not seeing the courtyard…!

SAM: Hm.

DREAM: I get it, you wanted to be fancy, you wanted steak, and…. Light

SAM: Yeah. Yknow. Just because someone was locked in jail doesn’t mean they, yknow, deserve to...have nothing. ...You didn’t even- you didn’t even want to have books!

DREAM: Well, then put it back like that! Put it- Change it to you're- the way you wanted to do it. The way you wanted to do the prison, make all the changes-/ give me more stuff in here- (unintelligible)

SAM: /What is the trick here?! What’s the trick here, what’s the trick, is, like- What have you two planned?! You’re- there’s something, something’s wrong here.

DREAM: How is that a plan?! Me saying, / steak, and... seeing the light-

SAM: /Something’s here, something’s wrong here, something’s wrong here…. What are you planning?

DREAM: I didn’t know that- I wouldn’t- (inteligible)

SAM: You’ve never asked to go to the courtyard before, and now suddenly you want to go to the courtyard? After Technoblade has magically disappeared from the cell with you?! DREAM: I thought I’d be getting out of here and seeing the light! I haven’t seen the light… in ages.

SAM: I sealed it, Dream. There is no light, even in the courtyard.

DREAM: Yeah… Well, that’s ‘cause I said to, you can undo it.

SAM: I guess I could…

(silence)

SAM: It’s-

DREAM: … you could.

SAM: ...I...I can’t believe this, Dream... I…! Every-Everything that you hate about the prison was your idea. You should- You should exp- You should, y’know what?! Y’know what, I’m-I’m glad. I’m glad that you haven’t seen the light in a while. This was literally- this was literally the experience you wanted for the prisoners!

SAM: (Stammering) You made this bed, literally. You- Like, I may have built it, I may have engineered it, but... it was... you were the one that wanted…!

SAM: (Stammering) Do you know what you put Tommy through?! ...This is… I mean, I don’t even think this is as bad! I th- You should be thankful!

SAM: You wanted this to be for Tommy, Dream. You and me both know it. You- We both know, you told me to build this so you could put Tommy in here, didn’t you?

(Dream remains silent)

SAM: That’s why you wanted people to be able to visit. That way you could… flaunt Tommy, who you’ve got stuck in a cell, in front of everyone! That’s why you wanted people to be able to visit, that’s why you didn’t want the courtyard, because you didn’t want that for Tommy.

SAM, angrily: And you didn’t want him to have a good place to live, you didn’t want him to have good food, because, you wanted to- you wanted to give him raw potatoes! You didn’t want to give him steak. You just wanted him to- have a horrible life in here! So, keep it for yourself, Dream.

(Dream remains silent)

SAM: you… You deserve this. You’re the bad guy here! And you’re- you’re lucky I don’t tell Quackity you’re here!

(Dream remains silent)

SAM: Maybe next time it won’t be Quackity who comes into the cell, maybe it’ll be me! Don’t ask me to go to the courtyard.

DREAM: ...Alright.

SAM. Go over there. (Dream moves to the back of the cell). I’ll be back to fill in this hole. And… no- no more shenanigans. Or I will tell Quackity that you’re here. And we both know what will happen. (Sam walks out of the cell) ...You’re very certain of it, so….

(He drinks fire res and pearls out)

SAM: I’ll be back soon, Dream. Just… why don’t you write me a little book, Dream? Write me a book about… y’know, how much you’re going to enjoy your experience here in the prison. Sound good? (Dream is silent)

SAM: And if you know something, about Techno, Dream? I expect that while you’re here enjoying your stay, you’ll think about, uh, y’know, letting me know whatever you know. Right?

(Dream is silent) SAM: Good.

(He watches Dream as the lava curtain falls slowly down)

SAM: That’s all I have to say to you, Dream.