starter call ✓

"I feel like I should probably apologize on my boss’ behalf.  I mean, I’m almost ninety-nine percent sure he hits the bar before he writes an article.  Seriously.  No sober person would ever write that.  So if you could all just... close your eyes for a minute and bleach your brain?  The Daily Bugle staff would greatly appreciate it.”

“Bruh, this is way better than drinking. Why is this my first time, why god.”

Dropping down into a power slide as he pretended to sing into a fake microphone while wearing nothing but Spongebob boxers, Danny tried his best to keep a sexy face as the lyrics came out. "Whoa boy you're gonna win! Say 'yeah, yeah, yeah' you're under my skin, I got butterflies within. Ohhhh! I think I like you!" He immediately started laughing to himself, only to look up to and notice that he had company. “Uh, I- Jessie, and,” he slurred, feeling himself blush. “You could have knocked.” 

"It’s good to be out and about.                                                  I almost forgot what it was like to be free.”

“You want me to do what?