#avoiding doing work

Right and just WHAT should you be doing

Tagged by @bidonica

1. Are you named after anyone?

Sort of? My name is Emily Suzanne [Last Name]. My mom is Suzanne. She also says she heard the name Emily on the Bob Newhart Show but I am not really named after the character, she just liked it.

2. When was the last time you cried?

Last night I made myself cry while writing a stupid drabble.

3. Do you have kids?

No, they are too exhausting. I have nephews and give them back to their mom.

4. Do you use sarcasm a lot?

I could, but such power should be wielded judiciously. <-- @bidonica‘s answer.

5. What’s the first thing you notice about people?

It depends on the person? Shoes maybe? I am a look downer.

6. What’s your eye color?

Brown

7. Scary movie or happy ending?

Happy? I think? Unless the characters are annoying then off with their heads?

8. Any special talents?

No?

9. Where were you born?

Connecticut.

10. What are your hobbies?

Sleeping.

11. Do you have any pets?

No. I just have illnesses.

12. What sports do you play/have you played?

I played softball? And like was really bad?

13. How tall are you?

Very short.

14. Favorite subject in school?

History?

15. Dream job?

I would like to be independently wealthy. Or get paid to play games and post on the internet. Or like get TONS OF MONEY to send emails that are only slightly anxiety provoking?

Or! Or! Get paid to watch Marvel movies and shows, and read nerdy books, but not the bad ones. Is that the same as being independently wealthy? I think so.