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Gideon Nav somehow has a 20 perception and a 6 insight and idk how she did that but God she notices everything and interprets it entirely wrong every time

Can't stop thinking about Kalyba. No one's doing it like her. She's an ancient legendary witch. She can appear to you in dreams and take the form of your greatest desires. She has absolutely no game. The woman is so un-insightful that she fumbles every attempt at seduction She's ever made. She's trying SO HARD to get some. Can't score Ead, can't score Tunuva, got betrayed by the saddest, wettest dog of a man BECAUSE she took the form of the love of his life. Galian destroyed every image of her in the country and then himself when he realized he'd been with her. She has EVERY tool at her disposal to be a legendary seductress and still cannot overcome her complete lack of game. I can't wait to see my favorite problematic immortal failwoman get rejected in even more time periods.

Being bad and ranked too high in Deadlock is funny because you'll be dead for 2 minutes in chat like "pls I'm just a baby" and the opposing Lash goes "I HATE BABIES" and you respond "noooooo not the baby hater" and then the Billy on your team calls you a slur

My partner recently got me into Deadlock and I got to gleefully inform them that the Tumblr side of the fan base has decided that the hidden king and the archmother are divorced. I love this place

I've somehow ended up as Ritualist III rank in Deadlock??? Something has gone horribly wrong I am Bad at this game and I get my ass handed to me in every match sjdbgs. All my friends play way more than me and I'm the highest rank of us despite them out-performing me every time. I'm rated "lowest relative to rank" in every single hero. I'm suffering please I should be in Seeker rank at BEST. Whenever I queue with my friends we're fighting for our lives because my erroneous ranking is included in the matchmaking. I can't carry the team I can barely stay alive please Valve get me Out Of Here the wolves are eating me alive sjdjbgjensngd

Just thinking about Gideon saying "do you want my hanky" in GtN and Ianthe saying "should we hold hands in girlish solidarity" in HtN. Harrow cannot imbark on a journey without some lesbian sitting next to her cracking a joke. She's the most solemn girl in the world and the universe cannot stop pairing her up with extremely unserious dykes who are obsessed with her.

I know the only way to fix my artificially inflated rank in Deadlock is to solo queue cause I'll either eat so much shit it'll eventually lower my rank or I'll get good but. But. I keep getting bullied in chat guysssss 😭😭😭. I really don't mind shit talk from the opposing team or even spending half the match dead. But when my own team is telling me to kms and calling me slurs I don't even want to try okay. I'd also rather not be on your team, I'm not here on purpose. Get me OUT of ritualist I belong in Initiate, I can barely dash-jump. This is my first moba AND my first hero shooter, Valve. Why did you curse me this way.

I know the only way to fix my artificially inflated rank in Deadlock is to solo queue cause I'll either eat so much shit it eventually it'll lower my rank or I'll get good but. But. I keep getting bullied in chat guysssss 😭😭😭. I really don't mind shit talk from the opposing team or even spending half the match dead. But when my own team is telling me to kms and calling me slurs I don't even want to try okay. I'd also rather not be on your team, I'm not here on purpose. Get me OUT of ritualist I belong in Initiate, I can barely dash-jump. This is my first moba AND my first hero shooter, Valve. Why did you curse me this way.