#avertedpast

@avertedpast 

“Pretty sure?”

Missy shrugged. “You should know by now not to expect anything but the unexpected when I’m around. Irony is the root of all humor, after all. And no matter what you think of me, I know you cannot look me in the eyes with a straight face and tell me I’m not hilarious.”

Missy didn't have the faintest idea how to reply to this for a few seconds. "...Sure? Are you wasted?"

//I actually LOL have this running gag that like, after the whole Harold Saxon scheme, which got him a LOT of attention both on earth and intergalactically, and after doing the same thing on Mondas pretending to be a politician on that one platform of the ship....the Master goes around CONSTANTLY being recognized.  

And LOL it’s gotten to the point where someone will walk up and just go “aren’t you--?” and he, VERY WEARILY, replies, “probably.” 

The ancient reptilian wasn’t sure what to make of this one. Just something about them seemed off. Or was it a her? If they remembered correctly female humans looked like that, but they weren’t sure if this one was human. They decided for now, they wouldn’t make any assumptions. They approached slowly, and after a moment noticed they seemed to be fiddling with some piece of equipment... perhaps that’s how they ended up on Aleph?

They cleared their throat to catch their attention, before speaking calmly. “Greetings, stranger. I do not mean to alarm you but you are trespassing on this world.” Seris informed them gently. “Do not be alarmed, you are not in trouble, I simply wish to warn you that there is... potential, for you to come to harm here. Certain residents of this planet might not be too happy about you coming here, and them aside, most of this planet is relatively untouched and wild.” They said politely. 

"Four words: unsolicited toilet removal services."

Kisses galore

To say that The Doctor was surprised was an understatement. Never once had she seen this coming but still, she didn’t exactly pull away, either. In fact she kissed her back, not sure if she was a good kisser yet, though she didn’t care.