#average work day

Hammered my pinkie, broke a light fixture, hammered my eye, kicked a box, broke my big toe nail, punched a door all in the span of like 2 minutes

Even though I deal with several game stores, they also trade/buy/sell anime as well. A guy comes in with his girlfriend and he wants to trade his anime collection in and get some other stuff. Nothing like telling the guy we don't accept hentai. His girlfriend doesn't know what hentai is. She is asking him what hentai is, the guy is nervous as hell, tell us to just toss all of it away and runs out of the store. I wish I could see the rest of that convo. Never a dull day.

The internet it out at work because of the crazy storm this weekend and per tradition all coworkers are blaming me because I am new. I asked the assistant manager how he figured it was my fault and all he said was "I don't know, you're a teenager. You probably pissed god off."

One of the chefs at the restaurant I work at said he's scared of me because i'm too quiet, and he knows the quiet ones are the ones that turn out to be murderers.