☺♥♚♦♫(THESE ARE A LOT I KNOW BUT ALSO AVA AND SHILOH ARE BROTP. AND ALSO I SWEAR I'M REPLYING TO THE ANGSTY THREAD SOON. BYE LOVE YOOOOU)
☺: for a happy voicemail
“Hey, Rockstar. Just wanted to call and tell you that I miss you and that I need some serious downtime with you soon. My life is so empty without my daily dose of Ava. In fact, I’m thinking about quitting my dream of saving lives just so I can be at the bar 24/7 just in case your famous little ass walks in and decides to grace me with her presence. Anyway, call me back or I’ll hunt you down and kill you.”
♥ : for a loving voicemail
“Look, I don’t get real mushy most of the time because I’m a man and I have a reputation to uphold, but I just wanted to let you know that I’m so incredibly proud of you, Av. Though our friendship started in weird a way, I’m thankful to call you my best friend and so lucky to be able to brag to everyone else about how lame their best friends are because mine’s an actress and extremely hot. Don’t let anyone take away what makes you special because you are going to be something so great one day, Miss Lockwood and I’ll get to say ‘That girl is my best friend.’”
♚ : for a confessing voicemail
“Hey. I know you’re busy and I get that, but I really wanted to tell you something. It’s more of a face to face thing, but I guess that this works too. I just wanted to let you know that I stole a pair of skinny jeans from your apartment once.....and maybe a shirt too... I had a date that really needed them because she spilt wine all over herself, but we weren’t anywhere near my house and I figured that you wouldn’t mind because you’ve got a nice sense of style. Also, I don’t think you’ll be getting them back either because that was awhile ago and I may have forgotten to call the girl after. Don’t ask how I got in your place because you don’t want to know. Okay, bye!”
♦: for an apologetic voicemail
“I know you’ve been super busy lately and I wanted to call and apologize for being such a shit friend. I realize that this whole communication thing works two ways and I feel awful for yelling at you for being a crappy friend when I’ve probably been just as crappy. You didn’t deserve that and I’m sorry. I promise that I’ll try to get better at the communication thing if you promise to also pick up the phone and call me once and awhile, ok?”
♫: for a vague voicemail
“Hey....so....I know you’re probably filming right now which is rad like go Ava, but is there anyway that you could come down to the docks really quick and bring a blanket or something.....or possibly a change of clothes.....or even just some underwear. Don’t ask why....just get here quick please....”
