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“Criminal” By Britney Spears 

Sabo x reader NSFW song fic.

MDNI 18+ ONLY

Reader is AFAB (I will write something especially for my boys who love him too. It will take time cuz I want to do you all justice. :) )

I headcanon Sabo as Bi/Pan, so he loves and appreciates ALL.

Inspired by a post the lovely @riceballsandsake made about this song. I hope you enjoy it.

Note: Modern AU! Sabo is your friendly neighborhood anarchist, reader is a goody two shoes, curious about his world. 

WARNING: Masturbation, Choking, Spanking, Rough Sex, light BDSM, Dirty Talk, Fingering, Oral Sex Giving and Recieving. 

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He is a hustler, he’s no good at all.

He is a player, he’s a bum (bum bum bum)

 There he was again, standing outside your work, smoking a nondescript joint possibly filled with weed or tobacco, either way, the smell lingered in the bone chilling air of the night as you passed him while trying to reach your destination. Not much was said between you, but you knew from hearsay that Sabo was bad news. You didn't really see any harmful traits in him; hell you even defended him when a cop was unreasonably getting on his case about a patch on his dark jacket. You didn't know why you did, but you came barreling towards the officer and yelled at him for trying to incriminate someone for self expression, and having a different taste in style. 

From then on, you got to know Sabo, and grew curious about him and his perspective on the world, months of lunch breaks spent together in the courtyard of your work building, turned into him walking you home at night when you got off of your shift, he’d occasionally crash on your couch from time to time, seemingly having nowhere else to go when his brothers were out… Or so he would tell you. The two of you would flirt casually with each other, but aside from playful banter and compliments, Sabo never tried anything further with you, much to your dismay. You were confused as to why he would pull you in, make you want him, crave him, but leave you starved of his touch all while the cheekiest smirk  known to man adorned his handsome features. You wanted him. Bad. 

The blonde recognized you as your shoes clacked on the pavement of your intended path. 

“Sup’ Y/n! How's it going?” he grinned while giving you a small wave. Sending a matching grin towards him, you waved back “hiya Sabo, eh, it’s going. I’m finally off the graveyard shift and can go home and rest for the next two days.” you sighed in relief. 

Sabo chuckled, and ruffled your hair affectionately while exhaling smoke from his cigarette. The smell that once nauseated you, was somehow sweeter coming from his lips as if evaporated into the damped air of the night.

“Do you mind if I crash at your place tonight?” he asked while walking beside you.

As if you’d say no to him…

“I don’t mind at all.” you answered, hoping he couldn’t hear your erratic heartbeat as your eyes met his. 

Upon reaching the doorstep to your apartment, and winning a battle between you and your house keys, you and Sabo were promptly greeted by the warmth of your humble abode. 

The sweet smell of blown out candles wafted through your senses as you breathed in the familiar scent of home. 

"Make yourself cozy, I can make us something good to eat." You chirped while heading to the kitchen. 

Sabo took his usual spot on your loveseat after kicking off his black combat boots by the doorway. Upon closer inspection of your home, he found little knick knacks, and photographs along your living room, little pieces of you, scattered about. He couldn't believe how such a small detail made his heart flutter. 

"I hope I'm not interrupting anything." You teased. 

Sabo turned to you and smirked "not at all~" he replied while running a hand through his soft blonde locks. 

A smirk made its way to your soft looking lips that Sabo always noticed when you were in his presence.  

You're only a breaths hair away from him when you playfully shove some pajamas into his arms to change into.

"I know you're wet for me, but please not on my couch~" she purred teasingly. 

Sabo chuckled with a slight blush before heading into the bathroom to change. He noticed the soft and subtle way you decorated your bathroom too, and how the smell of hand soap had become so addictive to him. He placed his wet clothes in the hamper.  

Once dinner was cooked and eaten, Sabo made himself cozy on the familiar nest on your couch, you were sweet enough to give him one of your blankets and pillows.  

"If you need anything, you can help yourself to the fridge." 

"Okay, thanks again."

"Anytime, dude. Sleep well." 

And with that, you brought the hamper into your room, the lights were off, and her bedroom door was closed. You figured you'd do laundry in the morning so you could add more to it.

Little did he know, you had other plans..

Attempts at falling sleep were futile for Sabo, he couldn't get you out of his head. 

He greatly appreciated you and your kindness, and mentally kicked the shit out of himself when he wouldn't make a move beforehand even though he so badly wanted to. He burned for you, and often imagined you at his mercy, doe eyed, lips bruised from heated kisses and nibbles, your soft skin littered with plum love bites, your hands in his hair as his ravished your sweet hole with his tongue, making you cry put in pure bliss before making you beg for more. His body was drenched in a cold sweat as he shot up, panting heavily from his hot and heavy imagination. 

"Fuck…" he hissed at himself for thinking of such an absurd situation. 

"Theres no way she'd be into that, and with me! Besides, once I tell her the truth, she'll never want to see me again.. All these pervy thoughts are too fast, too innocent, I couldn't possibly-"

"Oh Sabo~" 

He froze before feeling a jolt run from his head down to his groin where his cook stirred in the confines of his pants. 

"No way… there's no way, y/n couldn't be…" he debated with himself. 

After a few seconds of consideration, he got up from his spot on the couch, and quietly crept to your bedroom door down the hallway from your living room. 

Silently, he stood outside your door, and listened in while peeking inside. 

Low and behold, there you were, panties around your knees, breasts exposed in your chiffon nightgown from the top of said nighty being pulled down, your back turned to him as your fingers fondled your hungry cunt. 

But mama I'm in love with a criminal And this type of love isn't rational, it's physical Mama please don't cry, I will be alright All reason aside I just can't deny, I love the guy

He watched as your honeyed hole greedily sucked in your fingers, as the sweetest nectar dripped down your soft thighs. He could see your nipples pucker in the chilled air, as the sopping wet sounds of your pussy were heard clearly as your skillful fingers sloshed about in and out of you. What stood out the most to you, had to be the fact that your face was buried in the shirt he took off earlier. 

"Mmm Sabo, please~" you pleaded, God you sounded so fucking sexy like this.

"Please what, babydoll~" he husked inwardly while stroking his now fully hardened and eager cock. You had no idea that he was there, and he wanted to keep it that way.. until, 

"Please fuck me~ im so fucking hot and wet, can't you hear me~ mhmm please~ I need it hard, I want you inside me, please, other fuck Sabo!~ you moaned and begged, and in the moment, he snapped. Opening the door, Sabo stormed in, and yanked you by your hair so you'd arch your back, his hot breath ghosted the shell of your ear 

"Such a wonderful show you've put on for me, huh?~" Sabo purred. 

"Aah~ Sabo! I can explain I-gah!" You were promptly cut off by him shoving his forefinger and index finger into your mouth. 

"Suck." He commanded. You lips and tongue worked his digits, tasting metal, leather, and the faintest trace of cigarette smoke. He watched you work his long slender fingers in your mirror with a lustful smirk.. Upon taking his fingers out of your mouth, his now dampened fingers roughly groped one of your breasts, pinching a nipple before slapping your mound.

"Such a good little slut, flossing your cunt with my shirt~" he growled animalistically. 

You blushed and sighed in pure bliss before smirking and biting your lips "oooh baby, don't bite those pretty lips of yours,  that's my job~" he husked. 

"Then do your job~" you retorted. 

A rough hand made contact with your bare ass, causing a sharp pain that melted into pleasure to wash over your lower region. 

You yelped and whimpered before Sabo pushed you against the wall, his hands on your throat, applying soft pressure to your neck as he got closer to your fave, his lips ghosting over yours, minty smoky breath overwhelming your senses. 

"Heres whats gonna happen, babygirl~ 

You're gonna be a good girl, get on your bed, lay back, and keep your legs spread for me~" 

You smirked deviously "and if I refuse?~" you suck in a sharp breath as he applies a little more pressure to your throat. "Thats bold of you, talking back like I didn't just catch you sniffing my shirt like the filthy little cum shut you are~ I'll have to punish you for that~" he growled causing a delightful shiver to run down your spine. 

Your clit twitched eagerly at his words. 

"I almost want to make you mad~ you're so fucking sexy~" you coo seductively. 

Sabo frowns, and pulls you towards the bed where her sits down on the edge, and bends you over his knee. 

"Such a dirty word coming from that pretty mouth~" a hand came down, smacking your plump ass, causing you to yelp and moan softly. 

"You think you can keep teasing me? Face it princess, I've got you right where I want you, over my knee, and dripping wet at my mercy~" he spanked you again, the impact starting to form a slightly pink mark on your ass. 

"Don't think I won't claim this pretty little pussy of yours~" another smack landed on your ass making you jump and moan again. 

"Mmm~ spank me harder, Sabo!~" you whined. Sabo smirked at this. 

"Ohh so you like it when I spank you? Now where's the fun in that?~" his actions ceased, as he watched you become a writhing and whimpering mess on his lap. An idea popped into his head, and painfully slowly, his fingers teased your wet folds gently rubbing and slipping in between your folds before thumbing your clit as one of his fingers dove inside you. He began and onslaught of mercilessly attacking your pussy, roughly fingering your hungry cunt. 

"Ooh fuck, Sabo~" you cried out from the intense waves of pleasure. 

"Thats it baby doll, say my name~" he growled. 

His named spilled from your lips like a cascading waterfall, while your throbbed cunt poured juices onto his fingers. 

In one swift movement, Sabo had you on the floor, holding a fistful of your hair balled up in his large hand. 

"Open up, y/n~ time to put that dirty little mouth of yours to use, such a shame its such a pretty mouth, and I wanna stain it with my cum." 

You easily took hisength into your mouth, head bobbing back and forth while your tongue swirled along his sensitive veins on his shaft, before popping off of the tip of his cock. 

"Ohh fuck yeah~ keep it up baby~ you should use that mouth of yours more often, you bad girl~" he groaned. 

You continued your ministrations, before being roughly yanked onto your bed, to which Sabo had removed his shirt, revealing his toned, God-like body. Upon noticing your eyes on him, he became insecure about his large scars across the left side of his torso, spanning from his shoulder to his hip. You smiled warmly, and got on your hands and knees before crawling over to where he sat on the bed. 

"Don't hide from me… I think you're beautiful." You comforted before planting soft kisses on his shoulder.

Sabo felt himself get lost in the intense tenderness of your loving gestures. 

"You don't know… do you?" He asked with a half hearted smile. 

"Know what?" You retorted. 

"I'm not exactly… what you think I am. I'm no good for you. I want to be with you, I want to be your man.. but I'm afraid that I'll lose you-" 

"Sabo." 

"Hm?" 

"Shut up." You silenced him with a kiss. 

"I know your a vigilante punk. I know you've got a criminal record. I know who you are and what you stand for, and I want all of it, honey… I want all of you." You reassured. 

The smile that bloomed on his face met yours in a passionate kiss before he gently laid you back down on the bed, his lips still connected to yours. His hands roamed your curves, memorizing every inch of you. His tongue swiftly slipped passed your lips and into your mouth, savoring your taste as your back arched when he ground his hips against yours. 

CLICK CLICK. 

your eyes shot open, to find that he had you handcuffed to bed frame. "Now that I have your heart and you have mine, may I claim your pussy?" He kissed between your thighs causing you to sigh in ecstacy. "Please, Sabo~" 

With a glint in his eyes and a smirk on his lips, he dove tongue first into your sopping wet core. His tongue lapped up the sweet juices along your entrance before he viciously sucked on your clit. 

His actions shot pleasurable waves throughout your body as you cried out his name like a mantra.

Pulling away before you climax, Sabo aligns his tumescent member with your entrance before thrusting into you. Wrapping your legs around his waist, he began to thrust faster and harder into you as a harmonic symphony of slapping flesh, gasps, and moans rang into the room.

After reaching climax, Sabo pulled you onto his chest, where you listened to his heartbeat. Kissing your forehead softly, he smiled warmly at your sleeping form before drifting off, tangled up in you. 

Mama I'm in love with a criminal And this type of love isn't rational, it's physical Mama please don't cry, I will be alright All reason aside I just can't deny, I love the guy

"I love you, my angel~" 

"I love you more~" 

You didn't care that he was considered a criminal. 

You loved him all the same.

Closet romantic. Reads Koalas romance novels from time to time.

Doesn't really believe in marriage. Due to his noble origins, his viewpoint on marriage was taught about sustaining wealth rather than love.

He strikes me as a guy who would want to grow old with someone, maybe have a family if the Revolutionary Army is successful.

If

As a partner, he's a massive man child, but has his shameless moments too.

What can I say? He's honest and feral.

For example:

"Wow those pants/skirt make your ass look nice. Making me wanna grab you by your hips and run my hands-"

"Sabo!! Don't say such things so unabashedly!"

"Geez I'm sorry!"

Will no hesitate to tell you he loves you and how sexy he thinks you look.

EVERYONE AT THE REVOLUTIONARY ARMY BASE HAS HEARD ABOUT YOU OVER ONE MILLION TIMES!

"Its like this one time where y/n and I went on this mission, and we blablabla!"

"Oh for fucks sake! Sabo! Shut up!"

Don't ever interrupt his stories about you or his brothers. He will NOT take that well, unless you are Dragon, Koala, or Hack.

Dates are secret and often times in the confinement of his room. You two eat food, cuddle up, and kiss each other.

He gets heated so fast. Pun intended.

He will light your fire! In more ways than one.

Something tells me he's got multiple kinks.

I'm sure the RA encourages liberation of any and all kinds. *wink wonk*

Light BDSM, Lacey lingerie, cosplay, role play, might be a scailey. May have a dragonsona. I feel like in modern AUs he has a casual dragonsona.

Sex with him is feverish, and tender with a dash of anxious. He wants you. He craves you. He can't stand the thought of being starved of your touch, kiss, delicious moans, and lustrous eyes as he brings you to your high while making sweet love to you.

Wants you to look in his eyes while he makes love to you.

Slow and sensual at first. Then he picks things up as he grows needy for you and your tight walls.

Prefers half clothed on him, and fully bare naked sex for you.

Hes super insecure about his scars.

If he shows you his scars and you kiss them all, he will cry. He will love you all over again. NO LIES.

Let's talk about his wardrobe!

His sense of style is Victorian inspired (Artful Dodger) in canon, but I feel like he'd be all for leather jackets, combat boots, and white tank tops that hug his delicious muscles... oh and when he's running hot and sweating, and you can see the faintest trace of his muscles through the thin fabric.. oof.

Here's why:

Doc Martens. Doc Martens. Doc Martens. This man probably owns a pair or two.

Professionally, he wears sweater vests, and dresses nicely while working for Dragon.

Dresses like the guy you want meeting your family.

Of course that could be a disaster too.

Hes either super nervous, or too feral.

"Nice to meet you Mr. L/n, your daughter/son calls me daddy too."

With the cheekiest of grins.

Polite, caring, teasing, goofy, loving, talkative, passionate, empathetic, independent, funny, intelligent, creative, kind, honest, wild. This is Sabo.

Modern Sabo goes to riots and will punch a nazi or crooked cop.

Listens to punk rock, and classical.

Has diverse tastes in music.

If you're his s/o, prepare to be picked up late at night for a midnight run to the nearest 24/7 food joint for some grub, stargazing, and late night smoking and chatting. (He smokes weed. If you don't like this, that's okay.)

He will not hesitate to kiss you on these dates, and if you're alone, get a little friskier with you. He never wants you to forget how much he loves and values you.

Alucard x GN Witch Reader

Chapter 5 Promises

Night passed, and the dreams Y/n had where they were Alucard, or more rather Vlads secret lover did not cease: nights during those dreams were spent in each other's arms, whether it be a round of almost beastial fornication, or stargazing in the Rose garden late at night when the moon was just about full, night time walks were also a regular occurrence as well.

As the nights passed, Y/n came to know Vlad, and his heart.

Though married to a woman, Vlad was not against orgies with multiple men and women. However, those were usually saved for when he was away with his men. Aside from that, he was loyal to where his heart laid, and that was with Y/n. Though he deeply cared for his bride, the union was strictly political…

The dreams seemed to carry on until one night, Y/n was confronted by said bride, who's name was Justina.

This caused Y/n to stand up and bows"Good evening my lady. How may I assist you?" They asked.

Justina smiled before speaking "I seem to have found my precious ring that Vlad gave me… could you help me find it? I seem to have lost it… near the white roses."

"Right away, my lady." Y/n bows before searching on the ground for the ring close to the white rose bushes.

"Hmm it seems to not be here.. maybe if I go a little further." Crawling further into the bush, Y/n could not find the ring. She looked near the roots, under the stones, in the soil, but not a sign that a ring was there. "I apologize, my lady, but it seems I can't find it… is there any other place it could be?" They asked while crawling out of the bushes and standing upright

"Yeah… in the deepest pits of hell." Justina growled before Y/n felt a searing pain in their chest, and a warm liquid began to seep through their clothes. Looking down, Y/n could see that Justina had plunged a dagger into their heart. Looking at her, they could see an evil glint in her eyes as she watched them tremble with dread.

"...Why?" They choked out as they felt their knees buckle from weakness.

"You know why, whore…" Justina smirked before ripping the knife out of their chest, making more of their blood pour from their chest, bleeding them out as adrenaline rushed through them before collapsing onto the grass beneath them… The same grass where Vlad held them tightly, whispering those simple loving phrases. They recounted that one night and many other nights spent together while gazing at the crescent moon above them as they lay bleeding.. meanwhile, Justina kept butchering them, diving the knife into their flesh over and over until all of their blood splattered everywhere.

"tu ești inima mea, lumina mea, dragostea mea pentru viața mea și nimic nu poate schimba asta, dragul meu. nu viața, nu moartea, nu zeul sau diavolul.."

I would do this again, Vlad… nothing can take me away from you, my love… not life, not death, not god, and not the devil.

Aside from the stunning crescent moon in the velvet of night, they could see Justina's piercing Magenta gaze and their wicked toothy grin.

Yes they knew Vlad was a vampire, but they did not know Justina was one as well. Or was she? Y/n would not live for very long to find that out.

Soon enough, the excruciating pain in their chest faded to nothingness as their life stained the white roses and grass beneath them. Their eyes grew heavy as death embraced them and their vision went black.

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"AAAAGH!!" Y/n screamed while gripping their chest, shooting up in their bed in a cold sweat, panting like they ran a marathon.

"Who the hell was that??" They thought out loud while patting their chest to make sure they were still in one piece.

Phew…

Throwing their legs over the side of the bed, they made their way to the hallway to get some air, hoping that would help them relax more.

Staring out the window in the hallway, Y/n noticed the same moon from their dream.

"What did that dream mean?" They thought to themselves.

"Good evening, Witch." A familiar deep voice husked within the shadows.

Y/n practically jumped out of their skin before whipping around to see Alucard was indeed standing behind them. "Well if it isn't sleeping beauty. Glad to see you're alright, Vamp." Y/n grinned sincerely at him.

Alucard nodded silently standing next to Y/n watching the moon as well. Y/n looked up at him, seeing a deep and thoughtful look in his eyes.

"Umm… thank you." Y/n managed to say softly.

"Hmm? For what?" Alucard asked.

"For saving me… I'm sure you didn't mean it, but I appreciate it…" Y/n admitted.

Alucard turned his gaze to the witch before gently gripping their chin in between his forefinger and thumb "Bold of you to assume I'd let you die…" he spoke softly with the same cocky smirk.

Y/n, although seeing his cocky smirk, could tell there was a strange tenderness in his crimson gaze.

Y/n could not tell if he was messing with them, or being serious, so they remained silent.

"What seems to be the matter, Y/n? Did I stun you? Are you completely speechless? Maybe you're all bark after all…" he mocked.

Y/n shook herself free before smirking at him "as if! I'll be damned if I lose to you." They countered with a fiery stare.

Alucard saw this fire behind their eyes, and grinned wider. "Is that so? Then let me pass that judgment.."

Y/n shook their head "mark my words, Alucard. Nothing will stop me from defeating you. Not life, not death, not god, and not the devil!" They swore poking their finger to his chest.

Alucard's eyes went wide in shock as a glint flashed in his eyes.

"What's the matter, count? Did I stun you? Have I rendered you speechless?" Y/n mimicked with a smirk.

Alucard continued to stare at Y/n for a little while longer before they walked back to their room, leaving him to his own thoughts.

Once alone, Alucard leaned against the wall closest to the window sill, and held his head in one hand, sighing deeply.

"Y/n…. Do you know? Do you truly know? Or were you just messing with me?" He thought to himself feeling a deep anguish in his heart.

He remembered that day all too well, almost 500 years ago, he had returned to his kingdom as it lay in ruin, standing over his beloved Y/n, was his betrothed, Justina, holding a bloody knife in her hands before turning to him. "Oh you're home my king~" she cooed in a sickeningly sweet voice.

"Justina.. what have you done?" He stammered while kneeling beside his dead lover, gently scooping them up in his strong arms, and cradling their corpse to his chest. His most precious person in the whole world was taken from him… how could she?

"I took care of the filth in our home. Now we can truly be together, my Lord." Justina cooed.

Vlads brows furrowed as a pure white hot rage boiled beneath his skin.

"Be together… filth… just who do you think you are?!?" He bellowed before pinning Justina to the nearby wall by her throat.

"You dare take away what's most precious to me?!? And you have the audacity to call them filth?!? How dare you speak about my beloved that way!? You are the true filth here! You fornicate with the stable boy, and only use me when you grow bored of him? I think not! You, Justina, are the true filth."

"And what of you? don't think I have not heard of your adventures in those orgy clubs! Even so, you made love to that worthless witch, claimed them as the love of your life, and you remain the ruler of a kingdom long gone because of your insatiable bloodlust, you monster!" Justina froze as she saw Vlads eyes glow red with pure rage.

"Silence! I see you for what you truly are, a jealous, obsessed, lump of shit! You only give praises when you're appeased sexually, or materialistically. You want a monster, I'll give you one! I'm gonna make you squeal like the sow you are!" He then took a stake and forced it into her chest.

"Now…..SQUEAL!!!" he roared before Justina screamed out in agony, begging, pleading for her life. Vlad was too far gone to show mercy.

Once she had been pinned, Vlad returned his attention to Y/n, who laid where he left them. His eyes brimmed with crimson tears, as he held them close.

"No…. No… how could I let this happen? I should have protected you more… my dearest.." he spoke softly while stroking their soft hair. An action that in the past would have his beloved giggling or retorting with a sassy remark.

Upon not seeing either such reaction, Vlad burrows his face into their chest, before letting out a sob, clutching them close.

He swore from that day on, that if Y/n were to come back to him, he would make sure to protect them with his life, and never let them go. He knew that this was a promise he mustn't break, lest he lay witness to his beloved being taken from him yet again.

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Alucard wiped his bloody tears before turning to head back towards his room. Only to change his mind, and walk to Y/n's room to see them.

As he silently walked into the dark room, Alucard could hear their soft breathing and the rhythm of their pretty little heartbeat as they lay fast asleep in their bed.

Alucard smiled lovingly at the sight before him before he soundlessly crept towards their bed. Once seeing them up close, a gentle hand of his stroked their soft hair out of their face.

"Y/n… your breath is the greatest gift I could have ever asked for… to see you here with me now, after years of grieving your death, I now know what it truly means to feel alive again… if only you knew,.. Dragostea Mea~" he thought to himself before stroking their hair once more, standing up straight and finally retreating to his chambers for the remainder of the evening, until Integra summoned him to her office.

"Alucard, I need you to take a look at this footage here…" she stated showing him the computer screen where a camera filmed yet another massacre in a village outside of London only this time, there was an element that seemed to be not only aiding but orchestrating the attacks.

Alucard's eyes went wide as his eyes traced back to a familiar form with cascading curly brown hair, and pale skin.

"No… it can't be." He muttered.

In the footage, she turned to the cameraman before attacking him and consuming his flesh in a grizzly display while his screams echoed through the offices' computer speakers.

Alucard x GN Witch Reader

Chapter 3 Something Dreadful…

Y/n gazed at the gruesome scene before them. The soil beneath their feet was stained crimson, and the whole village reeked of the iron smell of blood and corpses.

Alucard took in a deep breath, loving the smell of freshly spilled blood. Y/n walked towards the building seeing the carnage that was left behind. Broken glass, spinal columns, skulls, but the most saddening to them was seeing a blood stained stuffed rabbit laying on the ground. They gasped and cradled the stuffed animal in their arms, not noticing that Seras was walking and speaking to them.

"It seems that we are too late…" she stated "hey Y/n have you found any-" she stopped upon seeing Y/n grieving the loss of the owner of the stuffed bunny. Her heart dropped seeing the small witch tremble with what she thought was anguish.

"A child… a small child was here…" Y/n muttered in barely a mumble. Alucard looked over at the witch, sensing a strange aura around her… one he was unfamiliar with.

"I.. I see…" Seras also noticed this aura, not wanting to make her upset. "Are you okay?"

Y/n shook their head "I'm fine… but whoever did this… they won't be when I find them." Standing back up and facing their allies, their eyes showed a fire blazing in their orbs. The energy they sensed from the witch grew bigger as they stood back up. Upon hearing a loud howl, Y/n turned and charged towards the source of the noise, guns drawn.

When Alucard and Seras raced towards the noise as well, ready and able to shoot whatever made that noise.

The closer Y/n got to the noise, the more their blood boiled with rage, and determination to avenge the deaths of those innocent people. An anger so powerful, their vision was that of a dark tunnel with only their sights set forward until they saw the creature, as expected, feasting on the flesh of its newest victim. Alucard, Seras, and Y/n all looked at the creature closely, watching it's every move.

It did not have long fur, it's skin was as pale and bare as the light of the full moon looming over them, it's eyes radiated a bright red color, as it continued to consume the now grizzly human, it's arms were long, and its back was hunched forward while it's knees were bent backwards. Upon noticing the trio, it stood upright, and let out a blood curdling shriek before sprouting wings on its back, and attempting to fly off, before Y/n leapt into mid air, and grabbed it's foot. The creature screeched in protest, desperately trying to cut the witch loose and escape, bit that night, they had other plans.

"Now!!!" Y/n called, signaling Seras to shoot it's wings off, resulting in the creature to fall to the ground with Y/n tumbling after and then turning to Alucard before licking it's lips. Said king vampire only smirked and pointed the Jackal at the beast, ready to put a bullet in its skull.

"Master! Your move!" Seras called.

Alucard smirked, placing his finger on the trigger, yearning to spill the blood of this pitiful filth in front of him.

Once the trigger was pulled, a loud crack rang out throughout the villages remnants, and the beast fell to the ground.

"Master! You did it!" Seras cheered with a chipper grin.

"Not yet…" Y/n stated, seeing that the creature hadn't disappeared.

Gazing at the corpse of the monster before them, Y/n noticed a strange and eerie shadow crawling on the ground with glowing pink eyes all over it's body, and claws, growing bigger and bigger before heading for them.

"Get back!!" Alucard called before knocking Y/n down, and being thrown against a tree.

"Master!!" Seras cried readying her canon to take the shadow beast down. Firing her magazine, she noticed how the target kept regenerating all of the holes her large bullets made in it's body.

Y/n went over to Alucard who had been scratched by the creature, and was knocked out.

"Hey, Alucard! Alucard! Stay with me! Please! You still gotta kick my ass remember! Come on man! Seras needs you, Sir Integra needs you… fucking god! Don't fucking do this you vampiric jerk…" she spoke angrily.

The creatures eyes lit up when seeing Y/n in front of Alucard. The witch turned around to face the beast, who terrible jowls had opened up, apparently it had enough room for two, maybe three more morsels, and was eager to take a bite out of them.

Y/n went wide eyed at the beast before holding their open palms towards the beast in an attempt to shield themselves from the attack, when suddenly, another loud shriek was heard from the creature in question, before it disappeared. Y/n looked to their hands, wondering what they had done to stop the beast.

"That wasn't you, witch… but I appreciate you looking after Alucard for me." Integra spoke walking towards them, before crouching down in front of Alucard to inspect the deep scratch marks on his chest with concern hidden behind her wired glasses. "Where's the police girl?" She asked.

"Right here sir!" Seras stood up from the bushes.

Integra looked her way "Did you get a look at the creature?"

Y/n and Seras both nod, not completely sure of what they saw.

"It looked like some twisted demonic winged creature at first." Seras explained.

"At first?" Integra inquired to which Seras nodded.

"You see, sir… that creature had multiple forms.. after the demon bat was killed, it she'd that form like a wheel and became this blob of indistinguishable shadows with long sharp claws." Y/n continued

"And it had glowing pink eyes all over it's body." Seras finished.

Integra took a drag from her cigar "I see… let's get back to headquarters. Y/n, you did well to spot the creature… now I want to know why it didn't die when you shot it." She stated.

"You see, it just kept regenerating somehow. We would shoot it spot on, and then the holes would just… heal."

"Kind of like how my master and I do, sir." Seras stated.

It was that moment, Y/n had a chill run up their spine.

"You guys feel that?" They asked looking behind them.

"Feel what?" Seras asked.

Y/n went as silent and still as the night, continuing to stare at the direction of the ominous auras source before shaking it off. "Nevermind that… sir what are our next orders?" Y/n asked.

"Let's head back to headquarters. Y/n?" Integra asked.

"Yes sir?" Y/n replied turning to the silver haired woman who was smirking.

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Chapter 1: The Bird of Hermes

Integra sat at her desk, a lit cigar placed between her pursed lips, as she gazed at the monitor before her with an unreadable expression… Her eyes, hidden begin wire frames, and her hands drummed on the aged mahogany surface. Her thoughts were ripped away from the monitor, when a knock came at her door.

"Come in." she spoke before the door creaked open, and Seras walked in with a smile.

"Good evening, Sir." Seras chirped as her red eyes shined in the light of the moonlit room.

"Ah, Seras… any updates on the target?" She asked not taking her eyes off of the screen. "She has been rendered incapacitated, and is being held in captivity… are you watching them?" She asked.Integra gave a nod "I'm making sure they don't make any sudden movements… good work, Seras." Seras smiled and saluted

"yes sir! Is there anything else I can do?"Integra nodded "interrogate them, and when he's awake, alert Alucard that they're here…" Seras smirks "I have a feeling, master already knows.. so who are they?"

"Their name is Y/n… an illustrious shapeshifting witch, capable of teleportation, manipulating time, and telepathy… they're a powerful and potential threat to the crown…"

"Why don't we just like them?" Alucard asked before appearing from the shadows. Integra smirked seeing her servant appear before her.

"Let's at least allow them a chance to speak… they did save my men from a hoard of monsters earlier… they could help us." She stated.

"That's rather merciful of you,my master…" Alucard chuckled. Integra fumes "don't you dare make a mockery of my action, you filth! Now get down there and interrogate them! Do you understand?! If you hurt them without my consent, I will gut you, Alucard!"

Alucard kept his smirk and nodded before chuckling deeply "as you wish my master." He then disappeared from Integras sight, leaving her and Seras alone.

"Seras… Follow me. You shall see how Alucard will let I formation out of this… being." Integra informed.

Seras nods and follows her commander to the dungeon.

Meanwhile, down in the dungeon, the 'target' in question is sitting alone with their thoughts, waiting to be greeted by either death or an interrogation.they assumed the former would come after the latter…

"Where am I?" They asked while looking around the dank room. The smell of water and mildew made her nose twitch up in disgust. Their hands had been bound behind them and their legs were tied as well. Fidgeting with the rope, they tried to get free of their restraints, only to have a sigh of defeat. Their mind raced as they began to piece together every possible outcome this entire ordeal could bring.

"This can't be over.. surely, they know I'm not a threat… all the time, I just passed through and landed here on accident. I swear it was…" they cursed to themself before seeing two glowing red eyes stare at their form. Upon noticing the piercing Ruby gaze, the witch snarled angrily.

"Alright, buddy, who are you and what do you want with me?" They growled.

Alucard kept their unmoving gaze on the witch, remaining silent.

"Are you gonna say something or what?" They asked again, growing even more irritable with each passing second of silence. Alucard only smirked wider at this, finding the witchs' reaction to be rather amusing.

Growling again, they gritted their teeth.

"Hey you vampiric asshole! Where the hell am I?! Who hell are you?! And what the hell are you staring at?!?" They barked with rage.

Alucards smirk grew wider and wider before he released a chuckle, which then erupted into what sounded like maniacal laughter.

"What the fuck is so funny, huh?!? Is this a fucking game to you?!? Hey!! Answer me!!" She boomed only for Alucard to become deathly silent and grin wickedly.

"Quite the feisty one considering your current position…" he snarkly replied.

Y/n blushed and snarled again.

"Now now, there's no need to grumble at me. If you were a nice little witch, maybe I'd help you… if you answer a few questions for me…" he resolved.

Y/n, although hesitant, ceased her aggressive nature, and looked at Alucard.

"Now that wasn't so hard was it? You humans are so obedient to a fault…" Alucard mocked in a cocky tone before kneeling before the young witch, taking in their form.

"Quite the extraordinary being you are… simply fascinating…" he complimented.

Y/n blushed feeling his eyes practically undress them. How could he just shamelslly eye them like that?! What was he?

"Now tell me, witch.. there has been a surplus of monsters attacking people throughout England… a strange occurrence considering there hasn't been many threats in recent years… it just seems so.. farcical… unless-"

"No I have nothing to do with these monsters… if anything, I'm trying to get rid of them too…" Y/n cut Alucard off in mid sentence.

Alucard smirked "my my, not completely daft, now are you?"

"I could say the same thing about you vamp." Y/n retorted with an equally wide smirk.

"And spunky too didn't think it was in a witches nature to have such ferocity. It's almost as if you've got fangs." Alucard teased.

"If you want teeth, then why don't you come here, and find out for yourself, big boy I'll show you mine."Y/n snarled.

"I promise you my dear my bite is far scarier than yours." Alucards eyes began to glow with bloodlust.

"Try me." Y/n smirked.

"Alucard! Enough!" Integra barked before walking in and facing the young witch.

The vampire stopped his actions and turned to his master. "Please give me my orders master. May I kill them?"

"I said that's enough, Alucard. You are not o hurt Y/n, you are to untie them, and escort them upstairs to my office at once." She ordered.

Alucard smirked "as you wish my master…" he then turned to the witch, and kneeled before them before undoing the restriamts on her wrists and ankles.

Y/n felt her skin crawl as she could feel the faintest trace of Alucard's shallow breath, grace her warm flesh. The vampire in question only smirked as he sensed their pulse rise underneath their skin…

Once undone, Y/n stood up, and began to walk alongside Alucard and Seras as Integra lead the way to the upper levels of the vast mansion.

Seras sported a smile towards Y/n as a way to show she meant no harm to them.

"Were not going to hurt you Y/n. We just have some questions to ask you that's all." Seras smiled.

Y/n felt a warmth from the young platinum haired woman and returned her smile with one of their own.

Once in her office, Integra sat at her desk, and faced the trio of mystics before her.

"Now, Y/n,... I want to inform you our officials have kept a close eye on you for quite sometime.. we know you're not responsible for the sudden appearance of these beasts, and we also know of your… gender persuasion… however, we also know of how powerful you are, and what you're capable of, so if you didn't summon the monsters, what compelled you to save my men from them?" Integra asked curiously yet firmly.

Y/n took a deep breath before speaking.

"Sir, I say this with all due respect, but isn't it obvious? I am human. Yes, I'm gifted with magical powers and the ability to take any form I please, but I am human, and I don't like seeing other humans die because of what is considered to be my kind… I feel like there is good to be seen in even the most fearsome of beings…" Y/n spoke honestly. Integra gave a sma smile to Alucard, who listened intently to the witchs' speech as a softness in his eyes could be seen.

"I saved them, because I was also out to kill the same monsters. I didn't know that they were killing humans at first. My real reason was because they woke me up with their obnoxious yowling..It was such a bothersome racket, I had to get rid of them.. but then I saw that they killed humans, and decided they were double dead." They rubbed their temples.

Integra nodded finding the young human intriguing before turning his attention to Alucard, who was still staring at the witch.

Why is he eyeing them like that? She pondered.

"Well then, Y/n… we thank you for your help and valor, and would like to ask for your assistance in further action during this investigation… would you be interested?" She asked.

"Why yes I am. I'm just as curious about these beasts as well… hopefully we can all get some answers." Y/n agreed.

Integra nods and grins "very well then welcome aboard. I'll have Seras escort you to your quarters." She stated.

Said blonde vampire from before then stepped forward and smiled at the witch. "Nice to officially meet you, Y/n. I am Seras Victoria, but you may call me Seras." She introduced politely.

"Nice to officially meet you too, miss Seras, I'm Y/n I'm sure you already knew that though, I mean.." Y/n became a bit flustered causing Seras to giggle at this.

Cute. She thought to herself.

"Come on, I'll show you to where you'll be staying." She grinned and winked, causing Y/n to blush a little more when she grabbed their hand and practically dragged her away. Their head whipped around to look back at Alucard and Integra, as if hesitant.

Alucard watched as the two scurried off with a grin on his face.

"You seem rather chipper this evening.. what's gotten into you?"

"Oh do I? Must be the full moon tonight." Alucard remarked.

"Alucard it's a waxing gibbous… the full moon is tomorrow." Integra deadpanned.

"...so it seems." He nods still staring off in the directions the police girl and witch went off in.

Integra sighs "what were you doing back in the interrogation room? Don't think for a second I didn't hear that display."

Alucard turned to his master "just a little friendly banter… they seem, interesting." He stated.

Integra takes another drag of her cigar before speaking. "They are not your play thing. I hope you understand that." Integra replied bluntly.

Alucard smirked wickedly "oh I don't intend to play with them, my master." He then chuckled and walked into the shadows in the large room.

Alucard smirked as he walked through the dark and empty halls of the mansion, his mind wandered to the fiery look the young witch gave him. Something about them stunned him, and made him want more, what was it? They were just a human…

"If you want teeth, then why don't you come here, and find out for yourself, big boy I'll show you mine."

"Try me."

Their voice ringing in his ears and their devious smirk… something just kick started him.

He never payed any mind to humans, often either ripping through them in battle, or being indifferent towards them altogether, never minding them, or what they do. Y/n was different, and he could sense it. The very thought of them made his grin grow twice it's size..

He didn't know what it was about them, what caused him to think of their smirk and their voice, but he would be damned even more if he didn't find out.

Closing his eyes, he thought about the events in the office…

"I feel like there is good to be seen in even the most fearsome of beings…"

his eyes snapped open at this, the warmth he felt from those very words, something that for a long time, he felt he didn't deserve, or was even worthy of. Laughing it off, he continued his stroll.

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Chapter 4 A Forlorn Kingdom

"Poison? How does that even affect a vampire?" Y/n asked. "Alucard is incredibly strong, and able… but the poison used against him must have been something formulated specifically to kill or at least render a vampire incapacitated." Integra explained. "I've extracted some and am having our researchers look into it as we speak…"

Y/n looked defeated. They couldn't believe Alucard put himself at risk for them.

"I saw him protect Y/n…" Seras stated.

Integras eyes widened before they softened at the witch.

"I don't understand why he did… I'm just a human, and he doesn't know me. At all." They stated. "I'm grateful for his protection, but why? Why did he put himself at risk for my sake?" They asked.

"Master is very mysterious… he does things for reasons he won't or cannot show.. But from what I saw, he looked at you like he couldn't let you die.. those red eyes of his, I've known them for years, I know when he's grown fond of someone… he must have grown rather attached to you, Y/n. That's not a bad thing either." Seras explained with a reassuring smile while cupping their face gently.

Y/n blinked surprised and smiled at Seras as well before placing their hands on hers. "I see… thank you Seras." They smiled at her causing her to blush slightly.

"N-no problem.." she stammered.

Integra smiled and shook her head, reminiscing on the days when she was younger. Although 52 years old now, she was as sharp and ever. Looking out the large window, she noticed that the sun was about to rise.

"Seras, Y/n, try to get some rest. I'll see you all in the next night."

"Yes sir!" They said in unison.

Hours past, and Alucard was still resting soundly in his coffin.

Meanwhile, Y/n couldn't help but lay in their bed, blaming themself for Alucard's current state. Once they closed their eyes, and finally let the sweet embrace of sleep overtake them, Y/n began to dream.

"Where am I?" They asked looking at their surroundings only to find they were permanently looking at the wall… wait, where did this wall come from? Finally able to rip their eyes away from the wall, they noticed that they were in a dimly lit corridor of what appeared to be a forgotten kingdom.

"Why… why does this place feel so familiar?" They asked while wandering through the immense hallway until they saw a door that was open ajar. Quietly, they peeked through the doorway to see a couple in a mad embrace by the light of a fireplace.

"Ah! Ah! Oooh! Vlad, my lord~ mmm harder!" A voice cried in ecstacy, causing Y/n to blush a deep crimson.

The sound of grunts and groans followed the cries of what they assumed belonged to a woman. Y/n, could see a tall muscular man with cascading raven locks, balls deep inside of a curvy brunette with curly hair. The two gazed deeply into each other's eyes as they made passionate love to each other, the man called Vlad giving the young woman another good couple of thrusts into her needy core before the pair climaxed, embracing once more before he collapsed beside her.

"Dragostea mea…" he purred to his lover while stroking her angelic face, and kissing her softly.

"Te iubesc… draga meu.." she whispered back before kissing him passionately.

Y/n blushed and smiled warmly at the tender sight before them.

"Who are they?" They thought to themself. Somehow, this scene brought upon a wicked wrenching pain in their chest, as tears fell from their eyes for no reason. Soon enough, their feet began to work on their own, and the fled to scene.

"What? What's going on? Why am I crying? Why am I running?" They thought to themselves. It was like they were in the body of someone they didn't know, and they were in the backseat of their own conscience.

They ran and ran through the halls until their legs gave out, falling to their knees in the wet grass. Drinking in their surroundings, they found that they collapsed in the middle of a stunning garden, filled with white and red roses.

Y/n had never seen such beauty before in their entire life. Marveling at the blossoms, they did not notice the presence of a certain man walking behind them.

"My love…" he spoke in baritones that sent Shivers up their spine. "You saw that,... Did you not?" He asked.

Y/n looked up to see a tall, dark, muscular man from the bedroom. They nodded, mysterious tears still falling down their face as the man engulfed them in his strong arms, and kissing them passionately.

"It was not my intention to hurt you, but I see that I have done just that… you may never forgive me, and you never have to… but know this, my precious, greatest love…" he started before looking deeply into their eyes.

*"tu ești inima mea, lumina mea, dragostea mea pentru viața mea și nimic nu poate schimba asta, dragul meu. nu viața, nu moartea, nu zeul sau diavolul.." he husked into their ear before trailing the softest kisses on their neck. Y/n felt her physical form melt under his touch, his calloused large hands slowly caressed their every curve and edge, sending sweet trembles throughout their being, and his genuine words of love and passion sparked them in ways they had never once felt before. Why did this feel so real to them?

Upon looking at this man once more, she recognized his handsome features despite having grown facial hair, and a more muscular build.

"No it can't be…." They thought to themselves before their heart dropped into their stomach.

"Alucard?"

Shooting up in their bed in a cold sweat, Y/n felt their face grow warm and their heart race.

"Dammit… what was that?" They asked the walls of the empty room they had stayed in. Running a hand through their soft locks, Y/n tried their best to process the dream they just had before returning to sleep once more.

:Translation Section:

Romanian Key feel free to correct me if I'm wrong. Please be kind about it, I am not fluent. I apologise if this is wrong.

Dragostea Mea: my love

Te iubesc: I love you

Draga mue: masculine version of my darling