#auto crash

The news these days is enough to make you crazy. We have a felon/rapist/liar/cheater/3rd grade bully running for President. Inflation is biting into our wallets. The Earth is heating up at a pace never ever seen before. Bob Newhart died. If plane parts aren't falling the fuck OFF in mid-flight, planes simply aren't flying anyway.

So, of course, I bring you the MOST IMPORTANT NEWS BULLETIN EVER!

The Oscar Mayer Wienermobile has crashed. (shrieks of anguish echo along the chamber walls) THE WIENER IS DOWN!

OAK BROOK, Ill. (AP) — One of Oscar Mayer’s hot dog-shaped Wienermobiles ended up flipped onto its side after crashing on a suburban Chicago highway, police said.

The Wienermobile hit a car Monday morning along Interstate 294 and its driver lost control and overcorrected, causing it to roll onto its side near the Chicago suburb of Oak Brook, Illinois State Police said.

No injuries were reported after the crash, which prompted the closure of the right lane of northbound I-294 for more than an hour, officials said.

A spokesperson for the Oscar Mayer brand, which has several Wienermobiles, told the Chicago Sun-Times it’s “grateful that everybody involved is safe and there were no injuries.”

Video from the crash scene shows that the yellow and orange Wienermobile was later hauled away on a flatbed truck with apparent damage visible on part of the vehicle’s hot dog shape.

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An auto crash soon led to a hubbub on 9th Avenue, ca. 1934.

The Federal Road Safety Corps (FRSC) has reported a devastating auto crash that resulted in the loss of nineteen lives on the Okene-Lokoja highway in Kogi State. According to Jonas Agwu, the FRSC’s Corps Education Officer, the accident involved a collision between a truck and a Toyota Hiace bus travelling from Kano State. The collision occurred in the Okene area, leaving twenty-two individuals,…

Five persons have been confirmed dead and 11 others injured in a fatal auto crash that occurred on Saturday, along the Calabar-Itu highway in Cross River State. The accident which occurred at about 3 p.m. was between a Nissan Caravan with registration number GWB532XY and a Mark Truck with no registration number. This was according to a statement issued by the Sector Commander of the Federal Road…

The Federal Road Safety Corps (FRSC) official, confirmed that 13 persons were injured in an auto crash involving a luxury on Saturday morning along Ejule- Ochadamu road in Kogi. The Kogi FRSC Sector Commander, Corps Commander Stephen Dawulung, said that the accident occurred when the bus driver lost control and plunged into nearby drainage, No fewer than 45 persons were on the bus. According to…

A fatal auto crash involving two vehicles has claimed the lives of 9 people while 13 others sustained varying degrees of injuries on Monday night. The incident occurred at Kwana Shettu village, along Potiskum-Azare road in Katagum Local Government Area of Bauchi State. The Federal Road Safety Corp, Bauchi State Sector Command, confirmed this to newsmen on Tuesday. According to FRSC commander,…