#ausvotes2016

… have a stiff drink.

… no matter who you vote for the outcome is your fault and the rest of us will be blaming you until the next election.

… don’t let anyone steal your vote… eat the ballot paper after casting your vote.

… just as well that Tasmania isn’t voting to leave Australia. It’d be called the “Taxit” vote.

… vote above the line and ask the election officials for a bulk discount.

… don’t bother trying to make your vote count, no amount of education will ever cause an inanimate thing to begin to enumerate spontaneously.

… use chunky coloured crayons to mark your ballot paper because there’s nothing in the rules to say you can’t.

… if you are still unsure about voting and the Australian democratic process, then you need to go on a taxpayer-funded fact-finding mission… preferably to a small tropical island, with your family.