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From the Lab Journal of Dr. Newton Geiszler, October 20, 20XX
"⌠Hansen says it canât be done. Speaking of the Hansens, I stopped down by the Jaeger Hangar today. I swear to god (or you know, the universe, since Iâm a dirty heathen atheist) that I saw that Jaeger moving. Striker Eureka. It was moving. I got a good nightâs sleep last night and everything and I hadnât even been drinking, so I know I wasnât hallucinating. Iâve heard about this âdrift hangoverâ thing. Maybe thatâs what it was. It was eery as fuck, though. Any way, no matter what Hansen saysâŚ"











