More House MD daughter au:
He teaches her to swear at a young age and often uses her as a way to vicariously insult others—plays it off as “kids, amiright?”
Letters home from school begging House to teach her not to rip into the other students’ insecurities so specifically
Cuddy is the default babysitter, but not by choice (cue House coming up with elaborate, incredibly unserious ways to force Cuddy to watch her)
Wilson is Uncle Jimmy.
She doesn’t learn the ducklings’ first names for years, assuming that Chase, Cameron, and Foreman are their first names
They play a game where House lists symptoms and she guesses what the illness is (she almost always just guesses sarcoidosis) (she does not know what sarcoidosis is)
House brings her to work because it “makes him look busy so people leave him alone”
When she does visit PPTH, House has her say “bad idea” after every suggestion the ducklings make, regardless of what they come up with
House teaches her how to forge Wilson’s signature and Wilson never suspects that she’s been stealing his prescription pad (for Vicodin purposes ofc)
Cameron eager to be the favorite but often coming off as the “give me a hug!” aunt
Wilson is Uncle Jimmy.
Chase and Foreman being the actual favorites bc they undermine House’s authority constantly
Picking up Chase’s accent and slang (like when kids watch Bluey or Peppa Pig)
Uncle Jimmy.
